src/org/sevenchan/dongs/screens/WitchShopScreen.as

   1 package org.sevenchan.dongs.screens
   2 {
   3         import flash.utils.*;
   4         import org.sevenchan.AdventureController;
   5         import org.sevenchan.dongs.bodyparts.Breast;
   6         import org.sevenchan.dongs.bodyparts.Penis;
   7         import org.sevenchan.dongs.Item;
   8         import org.sevenchan.dongs.items.GoldPotion;
   9         import org.sevenchan.dongs.items.PinkPotion;
  10         import org.sevenchan.dongs.items.Potion;
  11         import org.sevenchan.dongs.Screen;
  12
  13         /**
  14          * ...
  15          * @author Harbinger
  16          */
  17         public class WitchShopScreen extends Screen
  18         {
  19                 private var page:String = "main";
  20                 private var subpage:String = "main";
  21                 private var text:String = "";
  22                 private var state:String = "main";
  23                 private var title:String = "";
  24                 private var priceoffset:Number = 0;
  25                 private var dickincrement:Number = 0;
  26                 private var type:int = 0;
  27                 private var inventory:Array = [];
  28
  29                 public static function push(id:int = -1):void
  30                 {
  31                         AdventureController.screenQueue.write(new WitchShopScreen(id));
  32                 }
  33
  34                 public function WitchShopScreen(id:int = -1)
  35                 {
  36                         if (id == -1)
  37                                 id = MathUtils.rand(0, 3);
  38                         this.type = id;
  39                         switch (id)
  40                         {
  41                                 //Oh god don't sue me
  42                                 case 0:
  43                                         setup(-5, 3, "Mildred's Manacles:  Body Parts for LESS!");
  44                                         break;
  45                                 case 1:
  46                                         setup(0, 6, "Hallasee's Potion Shoppe: Always Low Quality.  Always.");
  47                                         inventory = [
  48                                                 new GoldPotion(MathUtils.rand(6, 10)),
  49                                                 new PinkPotion(MathUtils.rand(6, 10))];
  50                                         break;
  51                                 case 2:
  52                                         setup(1, 12, "Ehf's Dick Depot: Every Fuck Begins with Ehf.");
  53                                         break;
  54                                 case 3:
  55                                         setup(10, 24, "Granny Rasputin's Grand Gonads: The Balls of Champions.");
  56                                         break;
  57                         }
  58                 }
  59
  60                 private function setup(po:Number, i:Number, t:String):void
  61                 {
  62                         this.title = t;
  63                         this.priceoffset = po;
  64                         this.dickincrement = i;
  65                 }
  66
  67                 override public function processButtonPress(id:int):Boolean
  68                 {
  69                         clearButtons();
  70                         trace(id, page);
  71                         if (page == "main")
  72                                 return onStartupScreen(id);
  73                         if (page == "buy")
  74                                 return onBuy(id);
  75                         if (page == "sell")
  76                                 return onSell(id);
  77                         if (page == "bodymod")
  78                                 return onBodyMod(id);
  79                         return false;
  80                 }
  81
  82                 override public function getScreenText():String
  83                 {
  84                         return text;
  85                 }
  86
  87                 public function onStartupScreen(id:int):Boolean
  88                 {
  89                         switch (id)
  90                         {
  91                                 case 0: // Buy
  92                                         page = "buy";
  93                                         return onBuy(-1);
  94                                         break;
  95                                 case 1: // Sell
  96                                         page = "sell";
  97                                         return onSell(-1);
  98                                         break;
  99                                 case 2: // BodyMods
 100                                         page = "bodymod";
 101                                         return onBodyMod(-1);
 102                                         break;
 103                                 case 3: // leave
 104                                         return true;
 105                                         break;
 106                         }
 107                         //[Buy] [Sell] [Change]
 108                         setButton(0, "Buy");
 109                         setButton(1, "Sell");
 110                         setButton(2, "Body Mods");
 111                         setButton(3, "Leave");
 112                         text = "<p>While walking through the town, your arm is grabbed by a frail-looking old woman.  She ogles you, and then pulls a wand from the folds of her strange-looking clothing.  It immediately dawns upon you that she is a Witch and is about to cast a spell. <i>Shit-</i> You think, right before she waves the wand.</p>";
 113                         text += "<p>A flash blinds you, and, instead of waking up at the barn, you look around and find that you're in a old, rustic shop that sprung up around you and the witch after she used her wand.</p>";
 114                         text += "<p>A cackle brings you to attention.  The old woman is reclining precariously on a stool behind the shop's counter, surrounded by what can only be prices on various items.  You're startled to see that there are some numbers beside illustrations of body parts, as well. The old woman notices your visible shock. &quot;Oh, come on, my prices aren't THAT bad.&quot; She frowns.  &quot; So, tell me what you want.&quot;</p>";
 115                         text += "<p>Well, it couldn't hurt to ask.  &quot;Well, a translation would be nice.  I'm from out of town.&quot;  You request sheepishly.</p>";
 116                         text += "<p>The witch looks at you in confusion, and then her expression gives way to embarassment. &quot;Oh, crap.  I forgot to change the menus from Orcish.  Just a moment...&quot;  A wave of her wand later, and the title and purpose of the establishment becomes readable:</p>";
 117                         text += "<p><b>" + title + "</b></p>";
 118                         text += "<p>At this shop, and those like it, you can buy and sell potions, and buy modifications to your body.</p>";
 119                         updateScreen();
 120                         return false;
 121                 }
 122
 123                 public function onBuy(id:int):Boolean
 124                 {
 125                         var item:Item = null;
 126                         text = "<h2>Buy</h2>";
 127                         text += "<ul>";
 128                         setButton(0, "BACK");
 129                         for (var i:int = 0; i < inventory.length; i++)
 130                         {
 131                                 // 2x WhiteBerry (15G)
 132                                 item = inventory[i];
 133                                 text += "<li><b>" + item.amount + "x " + item.name + " (" + (item.value + priceoffset) + "G)</b> - <i>" + item.descr + "</i></li>";
 134                                 setButton(i + 1, item.name);
 135                         }
 136                         text += "</ul>";
 137
 138                         if (id == 0)
 139                         {
 140                                 page = "main";
 141                                 return processButtonPress(-1);
 142                         }
 143                         if (id > 0)
 144                         {
 145                                 item = Item.findByID((inventory[id - 1] as Item).id);
 146                                 var price:int = (item.value + priceoffset);
 147                                 // Check if we have enough money
 148                                 if (main.player.gold - price < 0)
 149                                 {
 150                                         text = "You don't have enough money for this.";
 151                                         updateScreen();
 152                                         return false;
 153                                 }
 154                                 // Deduct from store
 155                                 (inventory[id - 1] as Item).amount--;
 156                                 if ((inventory[id - 1] as Item).amount == 0)
 157                                 {
 158                                         inventory.splice(id - 1, 1);
 159                                 }
 160
 161                                 // Give to player
 162                                 item.amount = 1;
 163                                 main.player.addToInventory(item);
 164                                 main.player.gold -= price;
 165                                 main.refreshStats();
 166                                 updateScreen();
 167                                 return false;
 168                         }
 169                         updateScreen();
 170                         return false;
 171                 }
 172
 173                 public function onSell(id:int):Boolean
 174                 {
 175                         var i:int = 0;
 176                         var item:Item = null;
 177                         text = "<h2>Sell</h2>";
 178                         setButton(0, "BACK");
 179                         if (inventory.length > 0)
 180                         {
 181                                 text += "<ul>";
 182                                 for (i = 0; i < main.player.inventory.length; i++)
 183                                 {
 184                                         // 2x WhiteBerry (15G)
 185                                         item = main.player.inventory[i];
 186                                         text += "<li><b>" + item.amount + "x " + item.name + " (" + (item.value - priceoffset) + "G)</b> - <i>" + item.descr + "</i></li>";
 187                                         setButton(i + 1, item.name);
 188                                 }
 189                                 text += "</ul>";
 190                         }
 191                         else
 192                         {
 193                                 text += "<p><i>You have nothing to sell.</i></p>";
 194                         }
 195
 196                         if (id == 0)
 197                         {
 198                                 page = "main";
 199                                 return processButtonPress(-1);
 200                         }
 201                         if (id > 0)
 202                         {
 203                                 item = main.player.inventory[id - 1]
 204                                 trace("SHOPSCREEN ITEM", item);
 205                                 if (item is Item)
 206                                 {
 207                                         item = item.copy();
 208                                         var price:Number = (item.value - priceoffset);
 209                                         item.amount = 1;
 210                                         main.player.takeFromInventory(item);
 211                                         main.player.gold += price;
 212                                         main.refreshStats();
 213                                 }
 214                                 updateScreen();
 215                                 return false;
 216                         }
 217                         updateScreen();
 218                         return false;
 219                 }
 220
 221                 public function onBodyMod(id:int):Boolean
 222                 {
 223                         if (subpage == "main")
 224                         {
 225                                 text = "<h2>Body Modifications</h2>";
 226                                 //  BACK      Species   Penises Testes Vaginas Breasts
 227                                 //            Abilities Enchant Arms   Legs    Wings
 228                                 setButton(0, "BACK");
 229                                 setButton(1, "Species");
 230                                 setButton(2, "Penises");
 231                                 //setButton(3, "Testes");
 232                                 //setButton(4, "Vaginas");
 233                                 //setButton(5, "Breasts");
 234                                 //setButton(7, "Abilities");
 235                                 //setButton(8, "Enchant");
 236                                 //setButton(9, "Arms");
 237                                 //setButton(10, "Legs");
 238                                 //setButton(11, "Wings");
 239
 240                                 if (id == -1)
 241                                         subpage = "main";
 242                                 switch (id)
 243                                 {
 244                                         case 0:
 245                                                 page = "main";
 246                                                 return processButtonPress(-1);
 247                                                 break;
 248                                         case 1:
 249                                                 subpage = "species";
 250                                                 id = -1;
 251                                                 break;
 252                                         case 2:
 253                                                 subpage = "penises";
 254                                                 id = -1;
 255                                                 break;
 256                                         case 3:
 257                                                 subpage = "testes";
 258                                                 id = -1;
 259                                                 break;
 260                                         case 4:
 261                                                 subpage = "vaginas";
 262                                                 id = -1;
 263                                                 break;
 264                                         case 5:
 265                                                 subpage = "breasts";
 266                                                 id = -1;
 267                                                 break;
 268                                         case 7:
 269                                                 subpage = "abilities";
 270                                                 id = -1;
 271                                                 break;
 272                                         case 8:
 273                                                 subpage = "enchantments";
 274                                                 id = -1;
 275                                                 break;
 276                                         case 9:
 277                                                 subpage = "arms";
 278                                                 id = -1;
 279                                                 break;
 280                                         case 10:
 281                                                 subpage = "legs";
 282                                                 id = -1;
 283                                                 break;
 284                                         case 1:
 285                                                 subpage = "wings";
 286                                                 id = -1;
 287                                                 break;
 288                                 }
 289                         }
 290
 291                         if (subpage == "species")
 292                                 return BSChooseSpecies(id);
 293                         if (subpage == "penises")
 294                                 return BSPenises(id);
 295                         if (subpage == "testes")
 296                                 return BSTestes(id);
 297                         //if (subpage == "vaginas")
 298                         //      return BSVaginas(id);
 299                         //if (subpage == "breasts") return BSBreasts(id);
 300                         //if (subpage == "abilities") return BSAbilities(id);
 301                         //if (subpage == "enchantments") return BSEnchantments(id);
 302                         //if (subpage == "arms") return BSArms(id);
 303                         //if (subpage == "legs") return BSLegs(id);
 304                         //if (subpage == "wings") return BSWings(id);
 305                         updateScreen();
 306                         return false;
 307                 }
 308
 309                 public function BSChooseSpecies(id:int):Boolean
 310                 {
 311                         if (main.player.gold < 1000)
 312                         {
 313                                 InfoScreen.push("<h2>Transformation</h2><p>You do not have enough gold.</p>");
 314                                 WitchShopScreen.push();
 315                                 return true;
 316                         }
 317                         text = "<h2>Choose a Species</h2><p>Choose any creature to change into it for 1000G.</p>";
 318                         clearButtons();
 319                         setButton(0, "CANCEL");
 320                         setButton(1, "Arachnid");
 321                         setButton(2, "Bova");
 322                         setButton(3, "Demon");
 323                         setButton(4, "Harpy");
 324                         setButton(4, "Human");
 325
 326                         switch (id)
 327                         {
 328                                 case 0:
 329                                         subpage = "main";
 330                                         return processButtonPress(-1);
 331                                         break;
 332                                 case 1:
 333                                         main.player.changeTo(CreatureRegistry.arachnid);
 334                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 335                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 336                                         return true;
 337                                         break;
 338                                 case 2:
 339                                         main.player.changeTo(CreatureRegistry.bova);
 340                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 341                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 342                                         return true;
 343                                         break;
 344                                 case 3:
 345                                         main.player.changeTo(CreatureRegistry.demon);
 346                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 347                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 348                                         return true;
 349                                         break;
 350                                 case 4:
 351                                         main.player.changeTo(CreatureRegistry.harpy);
 352                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 353                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 354                                         return true;
 355                                         break;
 356                                 case 5:
 357                                         main.player.changeTo(CreatureRegistry.human);
 358                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 359                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 360                                         return true;
 361                                         break;
 362                         }
 363                         updateScreen();
 364                         return false;
 365                 }
 366
 367                 private function addMenuOption(id:int, label:String, price:Number, descr:String):String
 368                 {
 369                         // * Add Penis ($400) - Grow a new penis of your choice.
 370                         if (main.player.gold >= price)
 371                                 setButton(id, label);
 372                         return "<li><b>" + label + " (" + price.toString() + "G)</b> - " + descr + "</li>";
 373                 }
 374
 375                 public function BSPenises(id:int):Boolean
 376                 {
 377                         trace("BSPenises", id)
 378                         clearButtons();
 379                         setButton(0, "CANCEL");
 380                         text = "<h2>Penis Modifications</h2><p>Here, you can modify your member(s)... For a price.</p>";
 381                         text += "<ul>";
 382                         text += addMenuOption(1, "Add", 1000 + priceoffset, "Grow a new penis of your choice");
 383                         var numdicks:int = main.player.dicks.length;
 384                         if (numdicks > 0)
 385                         {
 386                                 text += addMenuOption(2, "Remove", -900 + priceoffset, "Remove one of your penises and sell it to the store.");
 387                                 text += addMenuOption(3, "Grow", numdicks * (100 + priceoffset), "Make your dongs bigger (by 6\")");
 388                                 text += addMenuOption(4, "Shrink", numdicks * (100 + priceoffset), "Shrink your wangs (by 6\")");
 389                                         //text += addMenuOption(5, "Reset", 1000 + priceoffset, "Reset your groin to the default number, type, and size of dicks for your species.");
 390                         }
 391                         text += "</ul>";
 392
 393                         switch (id)
 394                         {
 395                                 case 0:
 396                                         subpage = "main";
 397                                         return processButtonPress(-1);
 398                                         break;
 399                                 case 1:
 400                                         var wang:Penis = main.player.addDick();
 401                                         if (wang == null)
 402                                         {
 403                                                 InfoScreen.push("Your species doesn't have a default penis, so you'll get a human dick instead.");
 404                                                 wang = BodyPartRegistry.human_penis;
 405                                         }
 406                                         wang.onAdded(true, main.player);
 407                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 408                                         main.player.gold -= 1000 + priceoffset;
 409                                         return true;
 410                                         break;
 411                                 case 2:
 412                                         wang = main.player.dicks.pop();
 413                                         main.player.gold += 900 - priceoffset;
 414                                         wang.onRemoved(true, main.player);
 415                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 416                                         return true;
 417                                         break;
 418                                 case 3:
 419                                         text = "<h2>Grow Dicks</h2>";
 420                                         var glassDesc:String = "shot glass";
 421                                         if (dickincrement >= 6 && dickincrement < 12)
 422                                         {
 423                                                 glassDesc = "vial";
 424                                         }
 425                                         else if (dickincrement >= 12 && dickincrement < 18)
 426                                         {
 427                                                 glassDesc = "flask";
 428                                         }
 429                                         else if (dickincrement >= 18 && dickincrement < 24)
 430                                         {
 431                                                 glassDesc = "tumbler";
 432                                         }
 433                                         else if (dickincrement >= 24)
 434                                         {
 435                                                 glassDesc = "beer mug";
 436                                         }
 437                                         text += "<p>The proprietor of the shop produces a " + glassDesc + " full of a maroon, murky liquid and hands the warm glass ";
 438                                         text += "to you. </p><p>&quot;Drink.&quot; She directs in a bored tone.</p><p>You give the liquid a quick glance, and then ";
 439                                         text += "shrug, raising the " + glassDesc + " to your lips and draining it of its sweet contents.  It doesn't take long for ";
 440                                         text += "the effects to take hold, as pins-and-needles rush over your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"penis") + ".  The skin tightens, ";
 441                                         text += "and then expands.  You groan loudly as your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"member") + " erect to their full size, and then ";
 442                                         text += "continue until they reach the size you requested:</p><ul>";
 443                                         for (var i:int = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 444                                         {
 445                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].grow(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 446                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 447                                         }
 448                                         text += "</ul>";
 449                                         break;
 450                                 case 4:
 451                                         text = "<h2>Shrink Dicks</h2>";
 452                                         text += "<p>The old woman nods after counting her cash, picks up her wand, and then suddenly screams at your groin, pointing ";
 453                                         text += "her wand at it.  She stops and returns to counting her cash as your penises retract the amount you specified:</p>";
 454                                         text += "<ul>";
 455                                         for (i = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 456                                         {
 457                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].shrink(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 458                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 459                                         }
 460                                         text += "</ul>";
 461                                         break;
 462                                 case 5:
 463                                         var cc:Class = getDefinitionByName(getQualifiedClassName(main.player)) as Class;
 464                                         var c:Creature = new cc();
 465                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 466                                         return true;
 467                                         break;
 468                         }
 469                         updateScreen();
 470                         return false;
 471                 }
 472
 473                 public function BSTestes(id:int):Boolean
 474                 {
 475                         trace("BSPenises", id)
 476                         clearButtons();
 477                         setButton(0, "CANCEL");
 478                         text = "<h2>Testicle Modifications</h2><p>Here, you can modify your nut(s)... For a price.</p>";
 479                         text += "<ul>";
 480                         text += addMenuOption(1, "Add", 1000 + priceoffset, "Grow a new testicle of your choice");
 481                         var numballs:int = main.player.dicks.length;
 482                         if (numballs > 0)
 483                         {
 484                                 text += addMenuOption(2, "Remove", -900 + priceoffset, "Remove one of your balls and sell it to the store.");
 485                                         //text += addMenuOption(5, "Reset", 1000 + priceoffset, "Reset your groin to the default number, type, and size of dicks for your species.");
 486                         }
 487                         text += "</ul>";
 488
 489                         switch (id)
 490                         {
 491                                 case 0:
 492                                         subpage = "main";
 493                                         return processButtonPress(-1);
 494                                         break;
 495                                 case 1:
 496                                         var wang:Penis = /*main.player.addBall()*/null;
 497                                         if (wang == null)
 498                                         {
 499                                                 InfoScreen.push("Your species doesn't have a default penis, so you'll get a human dick instead.");
 500                                                 wang = BodyPartRegistry.human_penis;
 501                                         }
 502                                         wang.onAdded(true, main.player);
 503                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 504                                         main.player.gold -= 1000 + priceoffset;
 505                                         return true;
 506                                         break;
 507                                 case 2:
 508                                         wang = main.player.dicks.pop();
 509                                         main.player.gold += 900 - priceoffset;
 510                                         wang.onRemoved(true, main.player);
 511                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 512                                         return true;
 513                                         break;
 514                                 case 3:
 515                                         text = "<h2>Grow Dicks</h2>";
 516                                         var glassDesc:String = "shot glass";
 517                                         if (dickincrement >= 6 && dickincrement < 12)
 518                                         {
 519                                                 glassDesc = "vial";
 520                                         }
 521                                         else if (dickincrement >= 12 && dickincrement < 18)
 522                                         {
 523                                                 glassDesc = "flask";
 524                                         }
 525                                         else if (dickincrement >= 18 && dickincrement < 24)
 526                                         {
 527                                                 glassDesc = "tumbler";
 528                                         }
 529                                         else if (dickincrement >= 24)
 530                                         {
 531                                                 glassDesc = "beer mug";
 532                                         }
 533                                         text += "<p>The proprietor of the shop produces a " + glassDesc + " full of a maroon, murky liquid and hands the warm glass ";
 534                                         text += "to you. </p><p>&quot;Drink.&quot; She directs in a bored tone.</p><p>You give the liquid a quick glance, and then ";
 535                                         text += "shrug, raising the " + glassDesc + " to your lips and draining it of its sweet contents.  It doesn't take long for ";
 536                                         text += "the effects to take hold, as pins-and-needles rush over your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"penis") + ".  The skin tightens, ";
 537                                         text += "and then expands.  You groan loudly as your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"dick") + " erect to their full size, and then ";
 538                                         text += "continue until they reach the size you requested:</p><ul>";
 539                                         for (var i:int = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 540                                         {
 541                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].grow(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 542                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 543                                         }
 544                                         text += "</ul>";
 545                                         break;
 546                                 case 4:
 547                                         text = "<h2>Shrink Dicks</h2>";
 548                                         text += "<p>The old woman nods after counting her cash, picks up her wand, and then suddenly screams at your groin, pointing ";
 549                                         text += "her wand at it.  She stops and returns to counting her cash as your penises retract the amount you specified:</p>";
 550                                         text += "<ul>";
 551                                         for (i = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 552                                         {
 553                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].shrink(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 554                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 555                                         }
 556                                         text += "</ul>";
 557                                         break;
 558                                 case 5:
 559                                         var cc:Class = getDefinitionByName(getQualifiedClassName(main.player)) as Class;
 560                                         var c:Creature = new cc();
 561                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 562                                         return true;
 563                                         break;
 564                         }
 565                         updateScreen();
 566                         return false;
 567                 }
 568                 public function BSBreasts(id:int):Boolean
 569                 {
 570                         trace("BSBreasts", id)
 571                         clearButtons();
 572                         setButton(0, "CANCEL");
 573                         text = "<h2>Breast Modifications</h2><p>Want bigger boobs?  More tits?  Fewer tits?  Pay up and they're yours.</p>";
 574                         text += "<ul>";
 575                         text += addMenuOption(1, "Add", 1000 + priceoffset, "Grow a new breast");
 576                         var numboobs:int = main.player.breasts.length;
 577                         if (numboobs > 0)
 578                         {
 579                                 text += addMenuOption(2, "Remove", -900 + priceoffset, "Remove one of your balls and sell it to the store.");
 580                                 text += addMenuOption(3, "Grow", 100 + priceoffset, "Fuck up your back by growing enormous tits!");
 581                                 text += addMenuOption(4, "Shrink", 100 + priceoffset, "Shrink your boobs");
 582                                         //text += addMenuOption(5, "Reset", 1000 + priceoffset, "Reset your groin to the default number, type, and size of dicks for your species.");
 583                         }
 584                         text += "</ul>";
 585
 586                         switch (id)
 587                         {
 588                                 case 0:
 589                                         subpage = "main";
 590                                         return processButtonPress(-1);
 591                                         break;
 592                                 case 1:
 593                                         var boob:Breast = main.player.addBreast();
 594                                         if (boob == null)
 595                                         {
 596                                                 InfoScreen.push("Your species doesn't have a default breast type, so you'll get a human boob instead.");
 597                                                 boob = BodyPartRegistry.human_breast;
 598                                         }
 599                                         boob.onAdded(true, main.player);
 600                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 601                                         main.player.gold -= 1000 + priceoffset;
 602                                         return true;
 603                                         break;
 604                                 case 2:
 605                                         boob = main.player.breasts.pop();
 606                                         main.player.gold += 900 - priceoffset;
 607                                         boob.onRemoved(true, main.player);
 608                                         WitchShopScreen.push(type);
 609                                         return true;
 610                                         break;
 611                                 case 3:
 612                                         text = "<h2>Grow Dicks</h2>";
 613                                         var glassDesc:String = "shot glass";
 614                                         if (dickincrement >= 6 && dickincrement < 12)
 615                                         {
 616                                                 glassDesc = "vial";
 617                                         }
 618                                         else if (dickincrement >= 12 && dickincrement < 18)
 619                                         {
 620                                                 glassDesc = "flask";
 621                                         }
 622                                         else if (dickincrement >= 18 && dickincrement < 24)
 623                                         {
 624                                                 glassDesc = "tumbler";
 625                                         }
 626                                         else if (dickincrement >= 24)
 627                                         {
 628                                                 glassDesc = "beer mug";
 629                                         }
 630                                         text += "<p>The proprietor of the shop produces a " + glassDesc + " full of a maroon, murky liquid and hands the warm glass ";
 631                                         text += "to you. </p><p>&quot;Drink.&quot; She directs in a bored tone.</p><p>You give the liquid a quick glance, and then ";
 632                                         text += "shrug, raising the " + glassDesc + " to your lips and draining it of its sweet contents.  It doesn't take long for ";
 633                                         text += "the effects to take hold, as pins-and-needles rush over your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"penis") + ".  The skin tightens, ";
 634                                         text += "and then expands.  You groan loudly as your " + Utils.pluralize(main.player.dicks.length,"member") + " erect to their full size, and then ";
 635                                         text += "continue until they reach the size you requested:</p><ul>";
 636                                         for (var i:int = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 637                                         {
 638                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].grow(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 639                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 640                                         }
 641                                         text += "</ul>";
 642                                         break;
 643                                 case 4:
 644                                         text = "<h2>Shrink Dicks</h2>";
 645                                         text += "<p>The old woman nods after counting her cash, picks up her wand, and then suddenly screams at your groin, pointing ";
 646                                         text += "her wand at it.  She stops and returns to counting her cash as your penises retract the amount you specified:</p>";
 647                                         text += "<ul>";
 648                                         for (i = 0; i < main.player.dicks.length; i++)
 649                                         {
 650                                                 text += "<li>" + main.player.dicks[i].shrink(main.player, true, dickincrement) + "</li>";
 651                                                 main.player.gold -= 100 + priceoffset;
 652                                         }
 653                                         text += "</ul>";
 654                                         break;
 655                                 case 5:
 656                                         var cc:Class = getDefinitionByName(getQualifiedClassName(main.player)) as Class;
 657                                         var c:Creature = new cc();
 658                                         main.player.gold -= 1000;
 659                                         return true;
 660                                         break;
 661                         }
 662                         updateScreen();
 663                         return false;
 664                 }
 665
 666                 private function BSVaginas(id:int):Boolean
 667                 {
 668                         return false;
 669                 }
 670         }
 671
 672 }