src/org/sevenchan/dongs/screens/encounters/HarpyEncounterScreen.as

   1 package org.sevenchan.dongs.screens.encounters
   2 {
   3         import org.sevenchan.AdventureController;
   4         import org.sevenchan.dongs.creature.Harpy;
   5         import org.sevenchan.dongs.Screen;
   6         import org.sevenchan.dongs.screens.InfoScreen;
   7         import org.sevenchan.dongs.Town;
   8         import org.sevenchan.dongs.towns.WildsHorusSpine;
   9
  10         /**
  11          * ...
  12          * @author Harbinger
  13          */
  14         public class HarpyEncounterScreen extends Screen
  15         {
  16                 private var text:String = "";
  17                 private var state:String = "main";
  18
  19                 public static function push():void
  20                 {
  21                         AdventureController.screenQueue.write(new HarpyEncounterScreen());
  22                 }
  23
  24                 public function HarpyEncounterScreen()
  25                 {
  26                         lustCost = 3;
  27                 }
  28
  29                 override public function processButtonPress(id:int):Boolean
  30                 {
  31                         clearButtons();
  32                         switch (id)
  33                         {
  34                                 case-1:
  35                                         onStartupScreen();
  36                                         updateScreen();
  37                                         return false;
  38                                         break;
  39                                 case 0:
  40                                         if (!main.player.getExplored("harpycabin"))
  41                                         {
  42                                                 main.player.setExplored("harpycabin");
  43                                                 onQuestStart();
  44                                         }
  45                                         else
  46                                         {
  47                                                 text = "<p>She shrieks with glee, splitting your tortured eardrums, and then lifts you into the sky.</p>";
  48                                                 main.setTown(Town.knownTowns.harpycabin);
  49                                         }
  50                                         return true;
  51                                 case 1:
  52                                         onFuck();
  53                                         return true;
  54                                 case 2:
  55                                         main.startCombat(null, new Harpy(false), true);
  56                                         return true;
  57                                 case 3:
  58                                         return true;
  59                         }
  60                         return false;
  61                 }
  62
  63                 override public function getScreenText():String
  64                 {
  65                         return text;
  66                 }
  67
  68                 public function addHarpyCabin():void
  69                 {
  70                         if (!main.player.getExplored("harpycabin"))
  71                         {
  72                                 main.player.setExplored("harpycabin");
  73                         }
  74                         if ((Town.knownTowns.horus as WildsHorusSpine).connectedTowns["harpycabin"] == null)
  75                         {
  76                                 (Town.knownTowns.horus as WildsHorusSpine).connectedTowns.push("harpycabin");
  77                         }
  78                 }
  79
  80                 public function onFuck():void
  81                 {
  82                         addHarpyCabin();
  83                         if (!main.player.getExplored("seenharpy"))
  84                         {
  85                                 text = "<p><i>Fuck annoying but cute birdwoman, or go after deadly ";
  86                                 text += "airborne demons with 9-inch claws?</i> You go after the only reasonable option, ";
  87                                 text += "and drop your torn trousers.</p> ";
  88                                 text += "<p>She beams again, then hops into the air and suddenly grabs ";
  89                                 text += "your shoulders, taking you with her.&nbsp; Your wang flaps in the wind uncomfortably, ";
  90                                 text += "and you look back, wishing you hadn't left your pants.&nbsp; On the way ";
  91                                 text += "to her nest, you have to clear your ears several times to adjust for air ";
  92                                 text += "pressure while listening to her babble on about herself in her shrill voice.</p> ";
  93                                 text += "<p>You expected her nest to be a collection of sticks arranged ";
  94                                 text += "in a bowl pattern, but it's actually a domed cabin with a hole in the ";
  95                                 text += "roof for getting in and out, windows overlooking the mountains, and a small ";
  96                                 text += "stove.&nbsp; It looked comfortable and, more important to your frozen mind, ";
  97                                 text += "warm.&nbsp; You feel like your dick will drop off and shatter on the rocks ";
  98                                 text += "below.</p> ";
  99                                 text += "<p>Inside, after ensuring you're warm and not ";
 100                                 text += "frostbitten, she guides you to a section with a large bed.&nbsp; There, you ";
 101                                 text += "make love to her.&nbsp; After the feathers settle, she flies you back down to ";
 102                                 text += "your pants and departs, dipping a wing in thanks.</p> ";
 103                                 text += "<p><i>Thank Christ that's over</i>.&nbsp; You pull out ";
 104                                 text += "your earplugs you made with some white berries you stole from her kitchen and ";
 105                                 text += "get on your way.</p>";
 106                         }
 107                         else
 108                         {
 109                                 text = "<p>&quot;Yes.  I brought you my dick.&quot; You quip, this time keeping your ";
 110                                 text += "pants on.  She blushes, giggles, and swoops you away to her nest.</p>";
 111                                 main.setTown(Town.knownTowns.harpycabin);
 112                         }
 113                         InfoScreen.push(text);
 114                         text = "";
 115                 }
 116
 117                 public function onQuestStart():void
 118                 {
 119                         addHarpyCabin();
 120                         text = "<p>You consider your options, and decide that she may be a ";
 121                         text += "useful ally, but you don't want to know how loudly she screams during ";
 122                         text += "sex. &quot;I'll get the eggs.&quot;&nbsp; You assure her, edging away. </p> ";
 123                         text += "<p>She beams, white teeth gleaming in the sun;&nbsp; She ";
 124                         text += "happily hops on her strange birdlegs. You feel like you're in a crappy ";
 125                         text += "horror play, like the ones your idiot cousin used to produce. &quot;Thank you ";
 126                         text += "so much!&quot;&nbsp; She takes to the skies and flies back to her nest. </p> ";
 127                         text += "<p>You breathe a sigh of relief, and get the hell away from the ";
 128                         text += "area.</p>";
 129                         InfoScreen.push(text);
 130                         text = "";
 131                 }
 132
 133                 public function onStartupScreen():void
 134                 {
 135                         if (!main.player.getExplored("seenharpy"))
 136                         {
 137                                 main.player.setExplored("seenharpy");
 138                                 //[Get Eggs][Fuck][Run Away]
 139                                 setButton(0, "Eggs");
 140                                 setButton(1, "Fuck");
 141                                 setButton(2, "Fight");
 142                                 setButton(3, "Run");
 143                                 text = "<p>You hear large wings beating the air above you, and look up ";
 144                                 text += "to see a beautiful woman with large, brown feathered wings and short brown hair ";
 145                                 text += "looking down at you from about 10 meters away.&nbsp; You squint against the ";
 146                                 text += "bright sunlight (and downwash from her great wings), and notice that her long ";
 147                                 text += "birdlike legs are not poised to grab you.&nbsp; She also appears to not want to ";
 148                                 text += "kill you.&nbsp; Relieved, but wary, you make room for her on the ledge to hear what ";
 149                                 text += "she has to say.&nbsp; Her giddy, stupid smile doesn't make you feel any ";
 150                                 text += "better.</p> ";
 151                                 text += "<p>&quot;Hi!&quot; She screeches, Leaning close to you and ";
 152                                 text += "cocking her human head, much like... Well, a bird. </p> ";
 153                                 text += "<p>&quot;... Hello.&quot; You respond in a clipped voice, ";
 154                                 text += "back firmly pressed against the cliff behind you so hard you feel like you're ";
 155                                 text += "sinking into it.&nbsp; <i>Jesus, how can a voice be so grating?!</i></p> ";
 156                                 text += "<p>&quot;Are you new here? I haven't seen you before.&quot; ";
 157                                 text += "She beams, head cocking in the opposite direction, her eyes studying you like a ";
 158                                 text += "scientist evaluating a potato.&nbsp; She blinks, and then giggles. &quot;I ";
 159                                 text += "guess I should introduce myself, since you look about ready to fling yourself ";
 160                                 text += "off that cliff.&quot;&nbsp; You nod quickly, indicating that she should hurry ";
 161                                 text += "up before your ears can't take any more of her idiocy.&nbsp; She doesn't ";
 162                                 text += "disappoint. &quot;I'm a harpy, which is like, a bird-woman... Thing.&quot;&nbsp; ";
 163                                 text += "She pauses, briefly considering the choice of words, before continuing in her ";
 164                                 text += "high-pitched, happy voice. &quot;You're walking underneath my peak so I ";
 165                                 text += "thought I'd drop by and say hi or something.&quot;&nbsp; She suddenly ";
 166                                 text += "changes to a sadder voice. &quot;There aren't a whole lot of us ";
 167                                 text += "left;&nbsp; The new demon Lord turned a lot of us into dark harpies and they're ";
 168                                 text += "really mean and don't like to talk.&quot;&nbsp; She brightens. &quot;But ";
 169                                 text += "I'm glad you're letting me talk to you!&quot;</p> ";
 170                                 text += "<p>You take a moment to absorb the information and extract your ";
 171                                 text += "fingers from your ears. &quot;Okay.&quot;&nbsp; You notice that she's ";
 172                                 text += "blocking your path from where she's standing.&nbsp; &quot;Uh.&nbsp; Can ";
 173                                 text += "I help you with anything?&quot;&nbsp; <i>Hopefully without listening to you ";
 174                                 text += "talk</i>, you silently add. </p> ";
 175                                 text += "<p>She thinks for a moment, pinching her chin with her human ";
 176                                 text += "fingers. &quot;Uhm.... Oh!&quot; She comes out of thinking mode like an ";
 177                                 text += "old truck shifting gears. &quot;Yeah, if you bring me dark harpy eggs, I can ";
 178                                 text += "raise them to be normal harpies. Or...&quot; She blushes, fidgeting. &quot;It... ";
 179                                 text += "IS harpy mating season, you know...&quot;</p> ";
 180                         }
 181                         else
 182                         {
 183                                 setButton(0, "Eggs");
 184                                 setButton(1, "Dick");
 185                                 setButton(2, "Fist");
 186                                 setButton(3, "RUN AWAY");
 187                                 text = "<p>Grunting with exertion, you finally manage to pull yourself onto a ledge.  Feeling like you've run a marathon after scaling a cliff face, you rest peacefully.</p>";
 188                                 text += "<p>Up until you hear familiar wingbeats and open your eyes to see a harpy standing over you with a big, stupid grin.</p>";
 189                                 text += "<p><i>God DAMNIT.</i></p>";
 190                                 text += "<p>Your attempts to strangle her with your mind fail, so you pull yourself into a sitting position. You yawn at her, stretching, still wanting to punch her so hard that her head spins, but keeping yourself under control (for the time being).</p>";
 191                                 text += "<p>She scratches at the thin layer of dirt accumulated on the ledge idly, but eyes you with anxiety.  &quot;So... Do you have anything for me?&quot;  The smile widens nervously, and she blushes.</p>";
 192                         }
 193                 }
 194
 195         }
 196
 197 }