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11 Let's make a story. Add one sentence for every commit:
14 It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at
15 occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which
16 swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along
17 the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that
18 struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged.
22 "What took you so long?", inquired his wife.
24 Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the
25 waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle,
26 no matter how burnt," he snickered.
28 The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors.
31 The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny.
32 The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles
33 with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate,
34 like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as
35 his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of
36 images coming from the past flowed through his mind.
38 "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly
39 overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about
40 when the fan was last cleaned.
42 There was a poignant pause.
45 Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he
46 began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done
47 that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard.
48 Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable
49 horror that had occurred just the week before.
51 Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway? It's like
52 adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful.
55 The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He
56 wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with
57 a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face. Purple?
60 Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest,
61 well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that
66 A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY
67 A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS
68 A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER
69 A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF
70 A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
71 A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN
72 NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN
73 AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS
74 IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF
75 BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL
78 IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY
79 AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS
80 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT
81 I'm really tempted to change something above the line.
82 Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!!
83 PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION.
84 WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY
86 I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves...