1 High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seven:
2 Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high
3 saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it
4 smash our enemies to tiny bits." And the Lord did grin, and the
5 people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and
6 breakfast cereals, and lima bean-
7 High Priest: Skip a bit, brother.
8 Bro. Maynard: And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take
9 out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
10 *Three* shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the
11 counting shall be three. *Four* shalt thou not count, and neither
12 count thou two, excepting that thou then goest on to three. Five is
13 RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the third number be reached,
14 then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe, who, being
15 naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.
17 -- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand Grenade"