ImgurFusker.html

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   3 <!--
   4 ***************** ImgurFusker version 0.1 *****************
   5 *********** http://repo.or.cz/w/imgurfusker.git ***********
   6 ******** imgurfusker@hmamail.com (expires 7/3/14) *********
   7 **************** Written on July 4th, 2014. ***************
   8 *********** God bless America. God bless nudes. ***********
   9
  10 ~~~ ABOUT ~~~
  11
  12 This is a small utility to automatically search for nudes on Imgur via a brute force method.
  13 (This is known as "fusking").
  14
  15 It was inspired by http://noisediary.com/.
  16
  17 I also refer to nudes as "nuuus" throughout this page because I don't fucking feel like putting 'nudes' everywhere.
  18 Deal with it.
  19
  20 ~~~ DEPEDENCIES ~~~
  21
  22 The code was originally ripped right from NoiseDiary, but since then it has been heavily
  23 modified and rewritten. Honestly, the person who wrote NoiseDiary can't fucking code anyway.
  24
  25 This page uses jQuery. If you don't know what jQuery is then fuck off.
  26
  27 The image detection is done by a library known as nude.js.
  28 https://github.com/pa7/nude.js
  29
  30 ~~~ QUESTIONS ~~~
  31
  32 Q: Why did you do this?
  33 A: Hello? Fucking nudes.
  34
  35 Q: Why does it keep finding non-nudes and skip B&W nudes?
  36 A: Because fuck you, that's why. I didn't write the library.
  37    You think you can do better? Go write a better library and come back to me. I'll use your library.
  38
  39 Q: Why is it freezing up my computer? You fucking suck at this.
  40 A: No YOU suck. Scanning the image is resource intensive and can freeze your browser if the FAIL_TIME option is set too low.
  41
  42 ~~~ Contributing ~~~
  43
  44 Because of the nature of the project, it is developed and hosted entirely anonymously.
  45
  46   1. Fucking get permission from me first.
  47
  48     And learn how to use Git if you don't already.
  49
  50   2. Generate an SSH key.
  51
  52     If you don't know how, google it. I'm going to hold your fucking hand, especially if you're a Windows user.
  53
  54   3. Register an "account" at http://repo.or.cz/reguser.cgi
  55
  56     Your email doesn't even have to be legit, though I would recommend at least using a temporary one from
  57     https://securemail.hidemyass.com/ in case you need to change your SSH key.
  58
  59   4. Clone the project
  60
  61     Command is: git clone git://repo.or.cz/imgurfusker.git
  62
  63   5. Inside the project directory, edit the config file at .git/config
  64
  65     Add this to the end, substituting your own info where noted:
  66
  67       [user]
  68         name = 'Anonymous'
  69         email = '<YOUR_HMA_EMAIL_OR_LEAVE_BLANK>'
  70       [remove "origin"]
  71         url = ssh://<YOUR_ORCZ_USERNAME>@repo.or.cz/srv/git/imgurfusker.git
  72         fetch = +refs/heads/*:refs/remotes/origin/*
  73
  74
  75
  76 ~~~ LICENSING BULLSHIT ~~~
  77
  78 This program is free software. It comes without any warranty, to
  79 the extent permitted by applicable law. You can redistribute it
  80 and/or modify it under the terms of the Do What The Fuck You Want
  81 To Public License, Version 2, as published by Sam Hocevar. See
  82 http://www.wtfpl.net/ for more details.
  83
  84 -->
  85   <head>
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  87     <meta charset="utf-8">
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  90     <meta name="description" content="">
  91     <meta name="author" content="">
  92
  93     <title>ImgurFusker</title>
  94     <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Open+Sans:400,300,300italic,400italic,600,600italic,700,700italic">
  95     <style>
  96       body {
  97         font-family: "Open Sans","Helvetica Neue",Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;
  98       }
  99       @media (min-width: 1200px) { /* Large desktop */
 100           body { padding: 0 50px; }
 101       }
 102
 103       @media (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 1199px) { /* Portrait tablet to landscape and desktop */
 104           body { padding: 0 30px; }
 105       }
 106
 107       @media (max-width: 767px) { /* Landscape phone to portrait tablet */
 108           body { padding: 0 20px; }
 109       }
 110
 111       @media (max-width: 480px) { /* Landscape phones and down */
 112           body { padding: 0 5px; }
 113       }
 114
 115       h1 {
 116         font-size: 2.7em;
 117         margin: .2em .4em;
 118         font-family: 'Open Sans','Courier';
 119         font-weight: 100;
 120       }
 121       h1 small {
 122         font-size: .3em;
 123       }
 124       h2 {
 125         font-size: 2.3;
 126         font-family: 'Open Sans','Courier';
 127         font-weight: 400;
 128         margin: 0;
 129       }
 130
 131       a:hover, a:visited, a:link, a:active {
 132           text-decoration: none;
 133       }
 134
 135       img {
 136         vertical-align: text-bottom;
 137       }
 138
 139       .btn {
 140           display: inline-block;
 141           margin-bottom: 0px;
 142           font-weight: normal;
 143           text-align: center;
 144           vertical-align: middle;
 145           cursor: pointer;
 146           background-image: none;
 147
 148           white-space: nowrap;
 149           padding: 0.5em 1em;
 150           font-size: 1em;
 151           line-height: 1;
 152
 153           color: #333;
 154           background-color: #E7E7E7;
 155           border: 1px solid #DADADA;
 156       }
 157       .btn:hover {
 158           background-color: #DADADA;
 159       }
 160       .btn-block {
 161           display: block;
 162           width: 100%;
 163           padding: 1em 2em;
 164       }
 165
 166       #images {
 167         margin: 20px 0;
 168       }
 169
 170       .thumb-container {
 171         display:inline-block;
 172         position:relative;
 173         overflow:show;
 174         min-height:110px;
 175         min-width:110px;
 176         clear:both;
 177       }
 178       .thumb {
 179         height: 110px;
 180         width: 110px;
 181       }
 182
 183       #images img {
 184         margin-right: 5px;
 185         border: 2px solid transparent;
 186       }
 187       #images img:hover, .delort:hover{
 188         border-color: #ff0000;
 189       }
 190
 191       .sauce, .delort {
 192         z-index:1000;
 193         height:16px;
 194         width:16px;
 195         position:absolute;
 196         padding:0px;
 197       }
 198       .sauce {
 199         bottom:10px;
 200         margin-right: 0;
 201         right:12px;
 202       }
 203       .delort {
 204         right:7px;
 205         border: 2px solid transparent;
 206         font-weight: bold;
 207         font-size: 20px;
 208         text-align:center;
 209         cursor: pointer;
 210         line-height:.6;
 211         background-color: #333;
 212       }
 213       .delort, .delort:focus, .delort:hover {
 214         color: red;
 215       }
 216       .delort:hover {
 217         border-color: #ff0000;
 218       }
 219
 220       #examining {
 221         font-weight: 100;
 222         font-size: 20px;
 223       }
 224       #examining i {
 225         font-style: italic;
 226         color: #888;
 227       }
 228
 229       #current {
 230         text-align:center;
 231         height: 340px;
 232         background-color: #FFFFE0;
 233       }
 234       #current img {
 235         max-height: 300px;
 236         max-width: 400px;
 237       }
 238
 239       #cache-popup {
 240         position: absolute;
 241         display: block;
 242         min-height: 100px; //adjust as per need
 243         min-width: 350px; //adjust as per need
 244         z-index: 200;
 245         background: white;
 246         top: 150px;
 247         border: 2px solid #999;
 248         border-radius: 10px 10px;
 249         padding: 15px;
 250         width: 600px;
 251         left: 0;
 252         right: 0;
 253         margin: auto;
 254       }
 255
 256     </style>
 257
 258
 259
 260
 261   </head>
 262
 263   <body>
 264     <h1>ImgurFusker</h1>
 265
 266     <button id="bigass-button" class="btn btn-block">Start!</button>
 267
 268     <div id="current">
 269       <h4 id="examining"></h4>
 270       <img id="current-img">
 271     </div>
 272
 273     <div id="images"></div>
 274
 275     <div onclick='document.getElementById("cache-popup").style.visibility="visible";' class="btn" style="float: right">
 276     Past
 277     </div>
 278     <div id="cache-popup" style="visibility: hidden;" >
 279       <button onclick='document.getElementById("cache-popup").style.visibility="hidden";' class="btn" style="float:right; padding:0 2px; font-weight:100">x</button>
 280       <h2>Past Images</h2>
 281       <div id="cache-images">
 282       </div>
 283     </div>
 284
 285     <div class='thumb-container' id='img-template' style="display:none">
 286       <a href='' target='_blank' class='thumb'>
 287         <img src='' class=''>
 288       </a>
 289       <span class='delort'>x</span>
 290       <a href='' class='sauce' target='_blank' rel='noreferrer' alt='original imgur page'>
 291         <img src='http://imgur.com/favicon.ico'>
 292       </a>
 293     </div>
 294     <canvas id="myCvs" style="display:none"></canvas>
 295     <!-- Popup itself -->
 296
 297     <script src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.1/jquery.min.js"></script>
 298     <script src="nude.js" type="text/javascript"></script>
 299     <script src="worker.nude.js" type="text/javascript"></script>
 300     <!--<script src="noworker.nude.js" type="text/javascript"></script>-->
 301
 302
 303     <script type="text/javascript">
 304
 305
 306       var VERSION = $(document.getElementsByTagName("html")[0]).data('version')
 307
 308       var opt = {
 309         DEBUG:            false,    // Will flag EVERY image as a nuuu.
 310         FAIL_TIME:        500,      // How long to wait, in ms, between tries (NOTE: Setting this too low may cause your browser to freeze)
 311         SUCCESS_TIME:     10000,    // How long to wait, in ms, after finding a nuuu to continue searching (This is just for you to look at the nuuu.)
 312         STOP_WHEN_FIND:   false,    // Whether or not to automatically stop after
 313         SCAN_THUMBNAILS:  false,    // Scan the thumbnail instead of the full image. Will be a lot faster, but will lead to MANY more false positives.
 314         SHOW_CURRENT:     true,     // Whether or not to show the image currently being scanned.
 315       }
 316
 317       var imgurcache = new Array();
 318
 319       var thumb_link = function(id) { return 'http://i.imgur.com/'+id+'s.png'}
 320       var img_link = function(id) { return 'http://i.imgur.com/'+id+'.jpg'}
 321
 322
 323       $('h1').append(" v" + VERSION);
 324       document.title = document.title + " v" + VERSION;
 325       if(opt.DEBUG)
 326         $('h1').append("<small style='color:red; font-size:.3em;'>Debug mode</small>");
 327       if(!opt.SHOW_CURRENT) {
 328           $('#current').css('height', 'auto');
 329           $('#current img').css('display', 'none');
 330       }
 331
 332
 333
 334       var Imgur = {
 335         stop: false,
 336         status: function(txt, clr) {
 337           $('#examining').text(txt);
 338           $('#examining').css('color', clr);
 339           console.log(txt);
 340         },
 341
 342         hunt: function() {
 343           var self=this;
 344           console.log(self.stop());
 345           if(self.stop())
 346             return;
 347
 348           var id = self.random(5),
 349           img = new Image;
 350           img.crossOrigin = "Anonymous";
 351
 352           function fail(fail_id, fail_reason) {
 353
 354             self.status("Checked " + fail_id + ". " + fail_reason, '#333')
 355             if(self.stop())
 356               return;
 357             setTimeout(function(){self.hunt()}, opt.FAIL_TIME);
 358           }
 359           img.onerror = fail;
 360           img.onload = function() {
 361             // PHASE 1: Look for an actual image
 362             if ((img.width==198 && img.height==160) || (img.width==161 && img.height==81)) {
 363               // assume this is an imgur error image, and retry.
 364               fail(id, "Hunting for next image...");
 365             } else {
 366
 367               //We've found AN image; now to do the actual checking
 368               $('#cache-images').append('<a target="_blank" href="'+img_link(id)+'"><img src="'+thumb_link(id)+'"></a>');
 369
 370               var cvs = document.getElementById('myCvs'),
 371               ctx = cvs.getContext('2d');
 372               cvs.height = img.height;
 373               cvs.width = img.width;
 374               ctx.drawImage( img, 0, 0);
 375               var datum = cvs.toDataURL();
 376
 377
 378               //
 379               var img2 = document.getElementById('current-img');
 380               img2.onerror = function(wat) {
 381                 self.status("A horrible error occurred during Phase 2.", 'red')
 382                 if(self.stop())
 383                   return;
 384                 console.log(wat);
 385               }
 386               img2.onload = function() {
 387                 self.status("Checking " + id + " for nuuity", '#000');
 388                 if(self.stop())
 389                   return;
 390                 nude.load(img);
 391                 if(self.stop())
 392                   return;
 393                 nude.scan(function(is_nude){
 394                   if(is_nude || opt.DEBUG)
 395                     self.found(id);
 396                   else
 397                     fail(id, "Not a nude.");
 398                 });
 399               }
 400               self.status("Checking " + id, '#000')
 401               if(self.stop())
 402                 return;
 403               img2.src = datum;
 404             }
 405           }; // </onload>
 406           if(opt.SCAN_THUMBNAILS)
 407             img.src = thumb_link(id);
 408           else
 409             img.src = img_link(id);
 410         }, // </hunt>
 411         found: function(id) {
 412             var self=this;
 413
 414             var new_node = $('#img-template').clone();
 415             new_node.css('display', 'inline');
 416             new_node.attr('id', "thumb" + id);
 417             new_node.find('.thumb').attr("href", img_link(id));
 418             new_node.find('.thumb img').attr("src", thumb_link(id));
 419             new_node.find('.thumb img').addClass("thumb" + id);
 420             new_node.find('.sauce').attr('href', "http://imgur.com/" + id);
 421             new_node.find('.delort').click(function() { $(this).parent().remove() });
 422             $('#images').append(new_node);
 423
 424             self.status("Aw yiss, found a nuuu at " + id, '#3c0');
 425             if(self.stop(true))
 426               return;
 427             if(!(opt.SUCCESS_TIME>0)) {
 428               self.hunt();
 429               return;
 430             }
 431             // Wait a few seconds so we can view the nuuu
 432             var until = opt.SUCCESS_TIME;
 433             $('#examining').append(' <b>' + (until/100) + '</b>');
 434             var until_f = function() {
 435               if(self.stop()) {
 436                 $('#examining b').remove();
 437                 return;
 438               }
 439
 440               until-=100;
 441               if(until<0)
 442                 self.hunt();
 443               else {
 444                 $('#examining b').text((until/100));
 445                 console.log("Starting again in " + until);
 446                 setTimeout(until_f, 100);
 447               }
 448             }
 449             setTimeout(until_f, 100);
 450           },
 451         random: function(len) {
 452           var text = new Array();
 453           var possible = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789";
 454           for (var i=0; i < len; i++) {
 455             imgurchar = possible.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * possible.length));
 456             possible.replace(imgurchar, '');
 457             text.push(imgurchar);
 458           }
 459           text = text.join('');
 460           if (imgurcache.indexOf(text) == -1) {
 461             imgurcache.push(text);
 462             return text;
 463           } else {
 464             self.random(5);
 465             return false;
 466           }
 467         },
 468         start: function(e) {
 469           console.log("The hunt is on");
 470           self.stop_plz = false; //gooby, pls
 471           Imgur.hunt();
 472           $('#bigass-button').unbind('click', self.start);
 473           $('#bigass-button').bind('click', function() {
 474             console.log("Stopping");
 475             self.stop_plz = true;
 476           });
 477           $('#examining i').remove();
 478           $("#bigass-button").text("Stop");
 479         },
 480         stop: function(nuuu_obtained) {
 481           if(self.stop_plz || (nuuu_obtained!=undefined && opt.STOP_WHEN_FIND)) {
 482             if($('#examining i').remove())
 483               $('#examining').prepend("<i>[Stopped]</i> ");
 484             $("#bigass-button").text("Resume");
 485             $("#bigass-button").unbind('click', self.stop);
 486             $("#bigass-button").bind('click', Imgur.start);
 487             return true;
 488           }
 489           return false;
 490         }
 491       };
 492       $('#bigass-button').click(Imgur.start);
 493     </script>
 494
 495   </body>
 496 </html>