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1 # LRS Dictionary
3 WORK IN PROGRESS
5 { Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. [4chan](4chan.md), [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some I made myself. ~drummyfish }
7 { Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }
9 | mainstream                                 | correct/cooler                                              |
10 | ------------------------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------- |
11 | Amazon                                     | Scamazon                                                    |
12 | Amazon Kindle                              | Amazon Swindle                                              |
13 | American                                   | Americunt, Amerifag, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't          |
14 | [anime](anime.md)                          | tranime                                                     |
15 | [Apple](apple.md) user                     | iToddler, iDiot                                             |
16 | [Asperger](autism.md)                      | assburger                                                   |
17 | [assertiveness](assertiveness.md)          | assholism                                                   |
18 | average citizen                            | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, ...                    |
19 | [Bill Gates](bill_gates.md)                | Bill Gayte$                                                 |
20 | [Blender](blender.md)                      | Blunder                                                     |
21 | Brave browser                              | Slave browser                                               |
22 | [censorship](censorship.md)                | censorshit                                                  |
23 | [CEO](ceo.md)                              | capitalist evil oppressor                                   |
24 | [cloud](cloud.md) computing                | clown computing                                             |
25 | [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md)                | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare                           |
26 | code of conduct ([COC](coc.md))            | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK                  |
27 | [comun](comun.md)                          | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish }         |
28 | consume                                    | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md))                          |
29 | content delivery network                   | [censorship](censorship.md) delivery network                |
30 | [copyright](copyright.md)                  | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape                        |
31 | [CSS](css.md)                              | cascading stylish [shit](shit.md)                           |
32 | [C++](cpp.md)                              | crippled C                                                  |
33 | [DIY](diy.md)                              | don't injure yourself                                       |
34 | [Debian](debian.md)                        | Lesbian                                                     |
35 | [democracy](democracy.md)                  | democrazy                                                   |
36 | demonetization                             | demonization, demonification                                |
37 | digital garden                             | digital swamp                                               |
38 | digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md))  | digital restrictions management                             |
39 | Discord                                    | Discunt                                                     |
40 | [docker](docker.md)                        | cocker? bloater?                                            |
41 | [economy](economy.md)                      | money religion                                              |
42 | [encryption](encryption.md)                | bloatcryption                                               |
43 | [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md)            | murderer                                                    |
44 | [Facebook](facebook.md) user               | zucker, used                                                |
45 | fair trade                                 | fair rape                                                   |
46 | [feminism](feminism.md)                    | feminazism, femifascism                                     |
47 | [Firefox](firefox.md)                      | Furryfox                                                    |
48 | [gaming](game.md)                          | gayming                                                     |
49 | [geek](geek.md)                            | retard                                                      |
50 | [global warming](global_warming.md)        | global heating                                              |
51 | [Google](google.md)                        | Goolag, Jewgle                                              |
52 | Gmail                                      | Gfail                                                       |
53 | [GNU](gnu.md)                              | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable |
54 | [Hyperbola](hyperbola.md)                  | Hyperbloat                                                  |
55 | Immanuel Kant                              | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D)  |
56 | influencer                                 | manipulator                                                 |
57 | [Intel](intel.md)                          | [Incel](incel.md)                                           |
58 | [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md)  | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter                       |
59 | [Internet of things](iot.md)               | Internet of stinks/stings                                   |
60 | [iPad](ipda.md)                            | iBad                                                        |
61 | [iPhone](iphone.md)                        | spyPhone                                                    |
62 | [JavaScript](js.md)                        | HitlerScript, JavaShit                                      |
63 | job/work                                   | slavery                                                     |
64 | "left"                                     | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW                            |
65 | [LGBT](lgbt.md)                            | FGTS, TTTT                                                  |
66 | [liberal](liberal.md)                      | libtard                                                     |
67 | "[Linux](linux.md)"                        | [GNU](gnu.md), lunix, loonix                                |
68 | [logic gate](logic_gate.md)                | logic gayte                                                 |
69 | Macintosh                                  | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox                             |
70 | [Microsoft](microsoft.md)                  | Microshit                                                   |
71 | [microtransaction](microtransaction.md)    | microtheft                                                  |
72 | [Minecraft](minecraft.md)                  | Minecrap                                                    |
73 | [moderation](moderation.md)                | [censorship](censorship.md)                                 |
74 | [modern](modern.md)                        | malicious, shitty                                           |
75 | [.NET](dot_net.md)                         | .NEET                                                       |
76 | [network](network.md)                      | notwork                                                     |
77 | neurodivergent                             | retarded, neuroretarded, neurorainbow                       |
78 | neurotypical                               | typical retard                                              |
79 | [NFS](nfs.md)                              | nightmare file system                                       |
80 | [Nintendo](nintendo.md)                    | Nintendont                                                  |
81 | NPOV                                       | normie/NPC point of view                                    |
82 | [NSA](nsa.md)                              | national spying agency                                      |
83 | null hypothesis significance test          | null ritual                                                 |
84 | [NVidia](nvidia.md)                        | NoVidya                                                     |
85 | object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming, POO                            |
86 | object oriented                            | objectfuscated                                              |
87 | [objective C](objective_c.md)              | objectionable C                                             |
88 | [openbsd](openbsd.md)                      | openbased                                                   |
89 | peer-reviewed                              | peer-censored                                               |
90 | "person"                                   | man, p-word                                                 |
91 | Photoshopped                               | [GIMP](gimp.md)ed                                           |
92 | [playstation](playstation.md)              | gaystation                                                  |
93 | plug and play                              | plug and pray                                               |
94 | political correctness                      | political cowardice                                         |
95 | proprietary service                        | disservice                                                  |
96 | school                                     | indoctrination center                                       |
97 | "science"                                  | [soyence](soyence.md)                                       |
98 | soccer                                     | [football](football.md)                                     |
99 | software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md))    | service as a software substitute (SAASS)                    |
100 | [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md)                | Steve Jewbs                                                 |
101 | subscription                               | [microrape](microrape.md)                                   |
102 | [suckless](suckless.md)                    | suckass                                                     |
103 | [systemd](systemd.md)                      | shitstemd, soystemd                                         |
104 | [TikTok](tiktok.md)                        | ShitTok                                                     |
105 | [Twitter](twitter.md)                      | titter, twatter                                             |
106 | United States of America                   | United Shitholes of America, burgerland, U.S.[gay](gay.md)  |
107 | user (of a proprietary system)             | used, lusr                                                  |
108 | using [JavaScript](js.md)                  | JavaScrippled                                               |
109 | voice assistant                            | personal spy agent                                          |
110 | [wayland](wayland.md)                      | whyland                                                     |
111 | [webassembly](webassembly.md)              | weebassembly                                                |
112 | website                                    | webshite                                                    |
113 | Wikipedian                                 | wikipedo                                                    |
114 | [Windows](windows.md)                      | Winshit, Windoze, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D                   |
115 | [woman](woman.md)                          | femoid                                                      |
116 | [work](work.md)                            | slavery                                                     |
117 | [world wide web](www.md)                   | world wide wait                                             |
118 | [YouTube](youtube.md)                      | JewTube                                                     |
120 Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, [faggot](faggot.md), fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, [nigger](nigger.md), [retard](retard.md), subhuman, ugly.
122 ## See Also
124 - [acronyms](acronym.md)
125 - [newspeak](newspeak.md)
126 - [shitword](shitword.md)