disease.md

   1 # Disease
   2
   3 Disease is a bad state of living organism's health caused by failure of its inner mechanisms rather than being directly caused by a physical injury. Technological and [consoomerist](consumerism.md) diseases are mental diseases almost exclusively present in humans (but also possibly in some animals forced to live like humans) related to [shit technology](capitalist_technology.md). Some of the most common diseases, mostly of the technological kind but also of others, include:
   4
   5 - [ADHD](adhd.md)
   6 - [ambition](ambition.md)
   7 - [assholism](assertiveness.md)
   8 - [audiophilia](audiophilia.md)
   9 - [avoidant personality disorder](avpd.md) (aka ultimate minimalist disease)
  10 - [autism](autism.md)
  11 - [cancer](cancer.md)
  12 - [capitalism](capitalism.md)
  13 - crippling [purity checking](purity_checking.md)
  14 - chronic downloading
  15 - citation addiction, also known as [pseudoskeptic](pseudoskepticism.md)'s disease^[1][2][3]
  16 - [data hoarding](data_hoarding.md)
  17 - [depression](depression.md)
  18 - [egoism](egoism.md)
  19 - [Emacs](emacs.md)
  20 - [euphoria](atheism.md) over one's own intelligence
  21 - excessive [lurking](lurking.md)
  22 - extra chromosomes
  23 - [furry](furry.md) disorder
  24 - [homosexuality](gay.md)
  25 - hopping:
  26   - [browser hopping](browser_hopping.md)
  27   - [distro hopping](distrohopping.md)
  28   - [text editor hopping](editor_hopping.md)
  29   - [git hopping](githopping.md)
  30   - [language hopping](language_hopping.md) and [paradigm hopping](paradigm_hopping.md)
  31   - [license hopping](license_hopping.md)
  32   - ...
  33 - [imageboarding](imageboard.md)
  34 - lack of [IQ](iq.md)
  35 - lust for [identity](identity_politics.md)
  36 - [maximalism](maximalism.md)
  37 - [mechanical keyboard](mechanical_keyboard.md) obsession
  38 - [minimal brain damage](minimal_brain_damage.md), [minimal brain](retard.md)
  39 - [narcissism](narcissism.md)
  40 - [nationalism](nationalism.md)
  41 - [NPC](npc.md) disease
  42 - [object obsession](oop.md)
  43 - obsessive [shitposting](shitpost.md) (for example writing a wiki)
  44 - [privacy](privacy.md) hysteria
  45 - [pedophobia](pedophobia.md)
  46 - [pride](pride.md)
  47 - [productivity](productivity_cult.md)/robotization
  48 - [retardation](retarded.md)
  49 - [self interest](self_interest.md)
  50 - [schizophrenia](schizo.md)
  51 - [transsexualism](tranny.md)
  52 - [tool slavery](tool_slave.md)
  53 - [troll personality disorder](troll_personality_disorder.md)
  54 - Unix [ricing](rice.md)
  55 - ...
  56
  57 In [21st century](21st_century.md) mental diseases are kind of like [Pokemon](pokemon.md): everyone has to have one and the more you have, the cooler you are.