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# Stereotype

Stereotypes are general statistical observations about groups of people (such as different [races](race.md)) which have been discovered naturally and became part of common knowledge (without rigorous [scientific](science.md) effort). Stereotypes are good because they tell us what we may expect from different kinds of people. Of course no one, maybe with the exception of blonde women, is so stupid as to think stereotypes apply 100% of the times -- let us repeat they are STATISTICAL observations, they talk about probabilities.

Stereotypes are also good for showing us the diversity of human races and cultures. Pseudoleftists want to suppress awareness of stereotypes by calling them "offensive" or "discriminating", aiming for creating a sterile society without any differences, without any beauty of diversity. Do not support that, spread the knowledge of stereotypes.

Some stereotypes are:

{ WIP ~drummyfish }

- [Americans](usa.md):
  - extremely stupid, primitive, close-minded, not knowing geography/history besides the US, think US is the center of the world (and probably whole [Universe](universe.md))
  - extremely fat, eat only fast food, have no real cuisine
  - shallow, obsessed with looks (white teeth etc.)
  - materialist, obsessed with [money](money.md), hardcore [capitalists](capitalism.md), panic fear of anything resembling [communism](communism.md)/[socialism](socialism.md)
  - arrogant, rude, individualist, self-centered
  - eccentric, extroverted, loud behavior
  - violent, militant, imperialist, constantly invade other countries, everyone has a gun and shoots at everything including their own presidents
  - don't mind violence but are afraid of public nudity, get panic attacks when see a naked child or nipple on TV
  - solve things by brute force rather than by smartness
  - obsessed with working as much as possible and forcing others to do the same
  - want everything big
  - US south: slow, even more stupid, racist, rednecks, inbred, for slavery, for guns
  - shit products, anything "made in USA" breaks fast
- Africans:
  - primitive bushmen still in stone age dancing around fire to the sound of drums
  - countries change constantly, never ending revolutions and civil wars, extremely corrupt governments and presidents
  - peak suffering: hunger, AIDs, malaria, no education, no healthcare, no water, flies eat you alive, ...
- Arabs:
  - terrorists, suicidal bombers
  - women are belly dancers
  - [pedophiles](pedophilia.md), bigamists
  - dirty
- Asians:
  - extremely smart and educated
  - all look the same
  - polite
  - don't show emotion
  - very strict parents, children only expected to get As in school and must go to University else they'll be disowned
  - work extremely hard
  - small penises
  - can't see because of weird eyes
  - men of honor
  - martial arts, everyone knows at least Kung Fu or Karate
  - collectivist, sacrifice themselves for society, individual's opinions and needs never matter
  - there are too many of them, lives of the poor ones have no value, work safety of peasants is non existent
  - very spiritual, mentally advanced, calm and balanced, deep insight and wisdom about philosophical questions
- [black people](nigger.md):
  - unintelligent, stupid, uneducated, primitive, poor, thieves and criminals
  - physically fit, good at sports, run very fast
  - good at music, especially rhythmic music and jazz
  - fathers leave their children
  - all look the same, similar to monkeys
  - have big dicks
  - love chicken and watermelon
  - in certain situations act like monkeys (so called chimp out), e.g. when excited they start jumping around like crazy, or when scared instinctively react by punching the perceived danger
- Australians:
  - tough men, living surrounded by extremely dangerous animals such as flying spiders, fight crocodiles every day
  - hunt with boomerangs
- blonde, attractive [women](woman.md):
  - extremely stupid
  - gold diggers
- Brazilian:
  - everyone is extroverted, cheerful, horny and dances samba
  - everyone plays [football](football.md)
  - slums, poverty, drugs, violence
- Canadian:
  - extremely polite
  - ice hockey fans
  - withstand tough conditions
- Chinese:
  - smart, wise
  - do martial arts
  - eat [cats](cat.md) and [dogs](dog.md)
  - make crappy off brands and cheap copies of western art, steal "intellectual property", manufacture cheap things at large quantities, everything is "made in China"
  - don't value "human rights", no work safety
- [Czech](czechia.md):
  - heavy drinkers, especially beer
  - friendly but appear cold
  - beautiful women, sluts
  - whores and pornstars
  - nightmare tourists, behave like shit in foreign countries
- Dutch:
  - everyone rides bicycles
  - all drugs legal and sold everywhere
  - everyone wears weird wooden shoes
- English:
  - well behaved, reserved, educated, classy
  - conservative, old fashioned
  - drink tea
  - dry humor
  - football fans
  - dislike French
  - bad cuisine
- Eskimos
  - have ten thousand different words for snow and/or color [white](white.md)
- French:
  - good lovers
  - lazy, Bohemian life, hate [work](work.md)
  - eat baguettes and frogs
  - dislike Brits
  - revolutionaries, constantly protest, strikes
  - artists, intellectuals
  - arrogant snobs
- [gays](gay.md):
  - men act feminine, are good at art and women jobs
  - women (lesbian) are masculine, ugly with short pink hair
- Germans:
  - no sense of [humor](fun.md), being kind of robots
  - precise, efficient, organized, great technology
  - love beer and sausage
  - ugly women
  - women are cold, incapable of love
  - [nazis](nazism.md)
- gypsies:
  - don't work, steal stuff, welfare leeches, make a lot of children
  - children don't go to school, uneducated, can hardly read
  - passionate, emotional, friendly
  - talent for music
- Indians:
  - extremely friendly, often too much
  - no hygiene, dirty
  - smart but poor
  - good at [IT](it.md) but usually tech support scammers
  - spiritual, peaceful, meditate a lot, do yoga
  - don't know what work safety means
  - transport extremely big loads on bicycles or small motorcycles
- Irish
  - drunk
- Italians:
  - handsome men who are passionate lovers
  - extremely passionate, have heated emotional arguments about even trivial things
  - involved with mafia
  - great focus on family, know and regularly meet distant relatives
  - have mustaches, eat pizza and pasta
  - talk with hands
- Japanese:
  - like extremely weird things like studying train schedules for fun or marrying sex dolls instead of human partners
  - salarymen regularly jump out of skyscraper windows due to overworking depression
  - men talking Japanese to other men sound as if being aggressive to each other even if in fact being polite or talking something uninteresting
  - everyone reads manga and goes to karaoke after work
  - extremely precise, always on time, well organized
  - have extremely technologically advanced toilets
  - commit seppuku when fail at something important
  - as tourists in other countries are fascinated by mundane things
  - hentai, weird porn often involving tentacles and lolis
  - can't say "l", they replace it with "r", and they end every word with "u"
- [jews](jew.md):
  - very smart, inventive
  - greedy
  - good at [business](business.md), filthy [capitalists](capitalism.md), just count money all day
  - have the "eagle nose"
  - members of secret societies, closed jew-only communities, conspire for world control, some being [fascists](fascism.md) wanting to become the ruling race
  - spread everywhere like rats
  - can adapt to any environment
  - do all kinds of weird religious rituals
- Mexican:
  - all just have sombreros and mustaches
  - love and drink tequila all day
  - lazy, poor, dirty
  - constantly trying to get over US borders to steal their jobs
  - those who already got into Murica work basically as slaves, e.g. cleaners, nannies, janitors etc.
- Polish:
  - very religious
  - heavy drinkers
  - ugly depressive environment
  - kurwa
- Russians:
  - very tough, big and strong, endure conditions that would kill other people (such as extreme cold), keep pet bears
  - drunk (especially by vodka), aggressive, rude
  - wear Adidas pants
  - act straight without talking too much, ignore work safety
  - ugly and depressive post-Soviet environment
  - don't give a shit about anything
  - Marxist communists, USSR, soviet pride
  - good at [chess](chess.md)
- Scottish
  - men wear kilts
- Slovak:
  - who?
  - heavy nationalists
  - sheep shepherds living in mountains
  - poorer version of Czechs
- Spanish:
  - extroverted, passionate, dance flamenco
  - take naps on siesta
  - attractive tanned men
- [women](woman.md):
  - bad at driving, bad spatial skills
  - bad at logical thinking and [math](math.md)
  - passive aggressive
  - gossip
  - don't know what they want, "no" can mean "yes" and vice versa
  - too emotional, especially on period
  - attracted to douchebags, assholes and money, golddigging, avoid nice guys
  - can distinguish and name different shades of similar colors
  - on board of a ship bring bad luck
  - secretly want to have sex with [dogs](dog.md) rather than with men