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7 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
11 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
14 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
17 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
25 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
32 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
39 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
46 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
49 I always think of NetBSD developers as special gnomes who smoke
50 pipes that make big bubbles and if the bubble hits the ceiling
51 before popping it gets committed and released. Lots of lung power
55 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
58 I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
59 I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
62 If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
63 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
65 My other computer runs NetBSD
68 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
71 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
74 NetBSD - a server in every port.
77 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
80 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
83 NetBSD - daemonic power
86 NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
87 and mac, and powerpc, and...
90 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
95 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
98 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
101 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
104 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
107 NetBSD - more is more.
110 NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
113 NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
116 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
119 NetBSD - posix me harder.
122 NetBSD: Post No Bills.
125 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
128 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
131 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
134 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
137 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
143 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
146 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
149 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
152 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
155 NetBSD - the power to suave.
158 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
161 NetBSD: The Source is out there.
164 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
167 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
170 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
173 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
176 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
179 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
182 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
185 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
187 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
190 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
192 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
195 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
198 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
201 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
204 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
207 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
210 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
213 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
216 NetBSD: demonic power.
219 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
222 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
224 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
227 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
230 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
233 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
236 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
245 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
246 Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
247 ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
249 -- Mason Loring Bliss
251 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
254 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
257 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
260 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
263 NetBSD is full. Go away.
264 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
266 NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
268 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
271 NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
274 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
277 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
280 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
283 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
285 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
288 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
291 NetBSD: lets get it right
294 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
297 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
300 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
303 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
306 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
309 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
315 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
317 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
320 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
323 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
326 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
332 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
335 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
338 NetBSD: Network Your World.
341 NetBSD: Networking Space
344 NetBSD: No hype required.
350 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
355 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
358 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
360 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
363 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
366 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
369 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
372 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
378 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
381 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
383 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
385 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
386 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
388 NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
391 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
397 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
400 NetBSD: serves you right.
403 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
404 -- Mason Loring Bliss
406 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
409 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
412 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
415 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
418 NetBSD, Tap The Power
421 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
424 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
427 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
430 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
433 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
436 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
438 NetBSD: The Power of Code
439 -- Mason Loring Bliss
441 NetBSD: The power to Connect
444 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
447 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
450 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
452 NetBSD: the server is up
455 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
457 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
459 NetBSD: To serve the power.
462 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
465 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
468 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
471 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
474 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
478 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
481 NetBSD: userland included
483 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
486 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
489 NetBSD: We do it right.
492 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
495 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
503 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
507 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
510 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
511 WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
514 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
517 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
520 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
523 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
526 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
529 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
532 Of course it runs NetBSD.
534 Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
537 Software is like sex - it should be free
540 We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
543 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
546 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
549 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
550 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
554 NetBSD: Dead on Target