nameless-bot.py

   1 # Huge respects to Shinobiwan. He is a very helpful dude, and was always helpful when I needed him to be.
   2
   3 import socket
   4 from die import roll
   5 from time import strftime
   6
   7 #now it's easier to modify the bots nickname and username,
   8 #just change these strings and it will update in the rest
   9 #of the code where %s substitution is used
  10
  11 botnick = "botty1224"
  12 botuser = "botty"
  13 bottrigger = "_"
  14 botchannel = "#botschool"
  15 network = 'localhost'
  16 port = 6664
  17 irc = socket.socket ( socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM )
  18 irc.connect ( ( network, port ) )
  19 irc.send ( bytes ( 'USER %s %s %s :Python IRC\r\n'% ( botuser, botuser, botuser ), "UTF-8" ) )
  20 irc.send ( bytes ( 'NICK %s\r\n'% (botnick), "UTF-8" ) )
  21 irc.send ( bytes ( 'JOIN %s\r\n'% ( botchannel ), "UTF-8" ) )
  22 irc.send ( bytes ( 'PRIVMSG %s :Hello World.\r\n'% ( botchannel ), "UTF-8" ) )
  23
  24 def say(msg):
  25    irc.send ( bytes ( 'PRIVMSG %s :%s%s'% ( botchannel, msg, '\r\n' ), "UTF-8" ) )
  26 def nameless():
  27    say ("                                             /$$                             ")
  28    say ("                                            | $$                             ")
  29    say (" /$$$$$$$   /$$$$$$  /$$$$$$/$$$$   /$$$$$$ | $$  /$$$$$$   /$$$$$$$ /$$$$$$$")
  30    say ("| $$__  $$ |____  $$| $$_  $$_  $$ /$$__  $$| $$ /$$__  $$ /$$_____//$$_____/")
  31    say ("| $$  \ $$  /$$$$$$$| $$ \ $$ \ $$| $$$$$$$$| $$| $$$$$$$$|  $$$$$$|  $$$$$$ ")
  32    say ("| $$  | $$ /$$__  $$| $$ | $$ | $$| $$_____/| $$| $$_____/ \____  $$\____  $$")
  33    say ("| $$  | $$|  $$$$$$$| $$ | $$ | $$|  $$$$$$$| $$|  $$$$$$$ /$$$$$$$//$$$$$$$/")
  34    say ("|__/  |__/ \_______/|__/ |__/ |__/ \_______/|__/ \_______/|_______/|_______/ ")
  35
  36
  37 while True :
  38    data = irc.recv ( 4096 ).decode ( "UTF-8" ).replace ( "\r\n", "" )
  39    print ( strftime ( "%H:%M:%S" ) + ' === ' + data)
  40
  41    #THIS IF BLOCK DEALS WITH PINGS
  42    if data.split()[ 0 ] == "PING" :
  43       irc.send ( bytes ( 'PONG ' + data.split() [ 1 ] + '\r\n', "UTF-8" ) )
  44       print ( "PING SENT" )
  45
  46    #PUT EVERYTHING THE BOT IS TO RESPOND TO (IN PUBLIC OR PRIVATE) WITHIN THIS BLOCK
  47    if data.split()[1] == "PRIVMSG" :
  48       #lets define some variables to make coding more easy and fun
  49       #making a bot do stuff really depends a lot on your ability
  50       #to parse the incoming data, interpret it, and respond.
  51       #read about split() and join(), and slicing for more infos.
  52       src_nick = data.split ( "!" )[ 0 ].replace ( ":", "" ) #nickname of person responsible for received text
  53       src_username = data.split ( " " )[ 0 ].split ( "@" )[ 0 ].split ( "!" )[ 1 ] #username of person responsible for recvd text
  54       src_hostname = data.split ( "@" )[ 1 ].split( " " )[ 0 ] #hostname of person responsible for recvd text (@irc2p)
  55       msg = ":".join ( data.split ( ":" )[ 2: ]).replace ( "\r\n", "" ) #receieved text from someone
  56       msg_dest = data.split ( " " )[ 2 ]#channel or person message was determined for
  57       commandword = msg.split()[ 0 ]
  58
  59
  60       #WE CAN SEPARATE OUR PUBLIC AND PRIVATE COMMANDS LIKE SO
  61       #PUT PRIVATE COMMANDS YOU WANT THE BOT TO RESPOND TO IN THIS BLOCK
  62       if msg_dest == botnick :
  63          if msg == "hi":
  64             irc.send ( bytes( 'PRIVMSG %s :hi there %s!\r\n'% ( src_nick, src_nick ), "UTF-8" ) )
  65
  66
  67       #PUT PUBLIC COMMANDS YOU WANT THE BOT TO RESPOND TO IN THIS BLOCK
  68       elif msg_dest == botchannel:
  69
  70          #HERE ARE EXAMPLE TEMPLATES OF HOW YOU WOULD CODE A RESPONSE TO SOMETHING SPECIFIC
  71
  72          if "botty who are you" in msg :
  73             say ( 'I am botty, and I\'m you\'re worst nightmare')
  74
  75          #In this example, as long as anywhere in the message is said "botty is stupid" it will reply.
  76          if "botty is stupid" in msg :
  77             say ( '%s: NO YOU\'RE STUPID!'% ( src_nick ) )
  78
  79          #In this example, commandword is specifically looking at the first word in the message
  80          if commandword == "%sping"% ( bottrigger ) :
  81             say ( '%s: PONG!\r\n'% ( src_nick ) )
  82          if "slaps botty" in msg :
  83             say ( '%s: This is the Trout Protection Agency. Please put the Trout Down and walk away with your hands in the air.'% ( src_nick ) )
  84          if commandword == "%sinfo"% ( bottrigger ) :
  85             nameless()
  86             import sys
  87             say ( "Nameless-bot anti-copyright Schnaubelt 2012" )
  88             say ( "Python version: " + sys.version.replace( "\n", "" ) )
  89          if "cheese" in msg or "cheeze" in msg:
  90             if msg == "botty, do you like cheese?" :
  91                say ( 'I love it more than life itself!' )
  92             else:
  93                say ( 'WHERE!?!?!?!' )
  94 #Prints nameless in 1337 ascii art.
  95          if commandword == "%snameless"% ( bottrigger ) :
  96             nameless()
  97          if commandword == "%sroll"% ( bottrigger ) :
  98             print(  msg.split( ' ' ) )
  99             if len(  msg.split( ' ' ) ) == 2:
 100                say ( src_nick + " rolled a dice with " + msg.split( ' ' )[ 1 ] + " sides and got a " + str( roll( int( msg.split( ' ' )[ 1 ] ) ) ) )
 101             else:
 102                say ( roll( 6 ) )
 103          if commandword == "%ssay"% ( bottrigger ) :
 104             say ( "This is a say test." )
 105
 106 #prints a colored irc 1-up mushroom.
 107          if commandword == "%smushroom"% (bottrigger) :
 108             say("\x030,1                                        ")
 109             say("\x030,1  \x030,3                                    \x030,1  ")
 110             say("\x030,1  \x030,3            \x030,1            \x030,3            \x030,1  ")
 111             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1    \x030,4            \x030,1    \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 112             say("\x030,1  \x030,3      \x030,1  \x030,4                    \x030,1  \x030,3      \x030,1  ")
 113             say("\x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4                  \x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1  ")
 114             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0      \x030,4                    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 115             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 116             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 117             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 118             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0        \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4      \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 119             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1    \x030,4                        \x030,1    \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 120             say("\x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1                            \x030,3    \x030,1  ")
 121             say("\x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1  \x030,15            \x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1  ")
 122             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  \x030,14  \x030,15  \x030,0        \x030,15  \x030,14  \x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 123             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  \x030,15    \x030,0        \x030,15    \x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 124             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1    \x030,15            \x030,1    \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 125             say("\x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1                \x030,3          \x030,1  ")
 126             say("\x030,1  \x030,3                                    \x030,1  ")
 127             say("\x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1  \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1 \x030,1")