nameless-bot.py

   1 # Huge respects to Shinobiwan. He is a very helpful dude, and was always helpful when I needed him to be.
   2
   3 import socket
   4
   5 #now it's easier to modify the bots nickname and username,
   6 #just change these strings and it will update in the rest
   7 #of the code where %s substitution is used
   8
   9 botnick = "botty1224"
  10 botuser = "botty"
  11 bottrigger = "_"
  12 botchannel = "#botschool"
  13 network = 'localhost'
  14 port = 6664
  15 irc = socket.socket ( socket.AF_INET, socket.SOCK_STREAM )
  16 irc.connect ( ( network, port ) )
  17 irc.send ( bytes('USER %s %s %s :Python IRC\r\n'%(botuser, botuser, botuser), "UTF-8") )
  18 irc.send ( bytes('NICK %s\r\n'%(botnick), "UTF-8") )
  19 irc.send ( bytes('JOIN %s\r\n'%(botchannel), "UTF-8") )
  20 irc.send ( bytes('PRIVMSG %s :Hello World.\r\n'%(botchannel), "UTF-8") )
  21
  22 def say(msg):
  23    irc.send(bytes('PRIVMSG %s :%s%s'% (botchannel, msg, '\r\n'), "UTF-8"))
  24 def nameless():
  25    say ("                                             /$$                             ")
  26    say ("                                            | $$                             ")
  27    say (" /$$$$$$$   /$$$$$$  /$$$$$$/$$$$   /$$$$$$ | $$  /$$$$$$   /$$$$$$$ /$$$$$$$")
  28    say ("| $$__  $$ |____  $$| $$_  $$_  $$ /$$__  $$| $$ /$$__  $$ /$$_____//$$_____/")
  29    say ("| $$  \ $$  /$$$$$$$| $$ \ $$ \ $$| $$$$$$$$| $$| $$$$$$$$|  $$$$$$|  $$$$$$ ")
  30    say ("| $$  | $$ /$$__  $$| $$ | $$ | $$| $$_____/| $$| $$_____/ \____  $$\____  $$")
  31    say ("| $$  | $$|  $$$$$$$| $$ | $$ | $$|  $$$$$$$| $$|  $$$$$$$ /$$$$$$$//$$$$$$$/")
  32    say ("|__/  |__/ \_______/|__/ |__/ |__/ \_______/|__/ \_______/|_______/|_______/ ")
  33
  34
  35 while True:
  36    data = irc.recv ( 4096 ).decode("UTF-8").replace("\r\n", "")
  37    print (data)
  38
  39    #THIS IF BLOCK DEALS WITH PINGS
  40    if data.split()[0] == "PING":
  41       irc.send ( bytes('PONG ' + data.split() [ 1 ] + '\r\n', "UTF-8") )
  42       print ("PING SENT")
  43
  44    #PUT EVERYTHING THE BOT IS TO RESPOND TO (IN PUBLIC OR PRIVATE) WITHIN THIS BLOCK
  45    if data.split()[1] == "PRIVMSG":
  46       #lets define some variables to make coding more easy and fun
  47       #making a bot do stuff really depends a lot on your ability
  48       #to parse the incoming data, interpret it, and respond.
  49       #read about split() and join(), and slicing for more infos.
  50       src_nick = data.split("!")[0].replace (":", "") #nickname of person responsible for received text
  51       src_username = data.split(" ")[0].split("@")[0].split("!")[1] #username of person responsible for recvd text
  52       src_hostname = data.split("@")[1].split(" ")[0] #hostname of person responsible for recvd text (@irc2p)
  53       msg = ":".join(data.split(":")[2:]).replace("\r\n", "") #receieved text from someone
  54       msg_dest = data.split(" ")[2]#channel or person message was determined for
  55       commandword = msg.split()[0]
  56
  57
  58       #WE CAN SEPARATE OUR PUBLIC AND PRIVATE COMMANDS LIKE SO
  59       #PUT PRIVATE COMMANDS YOU WANT THE BOT TO RESPOND TO IN THIS BLOCK
  60       if msg_dest == botnick:
  61          if msg == "hi":
  62             irc.send ( bytes('PRIVMSG %s :hi there %s!\r\n'%(src_nick, src_nick), "UTF-8") )
  63
  64
  65       #PUT PUBLIC COMMANDS YOU WANT THE BOT TO RESPOND TO IN THIS BLOCK
  66       elif msg_dest == botchannel:
  67
  68          #HERE ARE EXAMPLE TEMPLATES OF HOW YOU WOULD CODE A RESPONSE TO SOMETHING SPECIFIC
  69
  70          if "botty who are you" in msg:
  71             say ( 'I am botty, and I\'m you\'re worst nightmare')
  72
  73          #In this example, as long as anywhere in the message is said "botty is stupid" it will reply.
  74          if "botty is stupid" in msg:
  75             say ( '%s: NO YOU\'RE STUPID!'%(src_nick))
  76
  77          #In this example, commandword is specifically looking at the first word in the message
  78          if commandword == "%sping"%(bottrigger):
  79             say( '%s: PONG!\r\n'%(src_nick))
  80          if "slaps botty" in msg:
  81             say( '%s: This is the Trout Protection Agency. Please put the Trout Down and walk away with your hands in the air.'% (src_nick))
  82          if commandword == "%sinfo"%(bottrigger):
  83             nameless()
  84             import sys
  85             say("Nameless-bot anti-copyright Schnaubelt 2012")
  86             say("Python version: " + sys.version.replace("\n", ""))
  87          if "cheese" in msg or "cheeze" in msg:
  88             if msg == "botty, do you like cheese?":
  89                say ('I love it more than life itself!')
  90             else:
  91                say( 'WHERE!?!?!?!')
  92 #Prints nameless in 1337 ascii art.
  93          if commandword == "%snameless"%(bottrigger):
  94             nameless()
  95          if commandword == "%ssay"%(bottrigger):
  96             say("This is a say test.")
  97
  98 #prints a colored irc 1-up mushroom.
  99          if commandword == "%smushroom"%(bottrigger):
 100             say("\x030,1                                        ")
 101             say("\x030,1  \x030,3                                    \x030,1  ")
 102             say("\x030,1  \x030,3            \x030,1            \x030,3            \x030,1  ")
 103             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1    \x030,4            \x030,1    \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 104             say("\x030,1  \x030,3      \x030,1  \x030,4                    \x030,1  \x030,3      \x030,1  ")
 105             say("\x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4                  \x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1  ")
 106             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0      \x030,4                    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 107             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 108             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 109             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4    \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0  \x030,4  \x030,0    \x030,4    \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 110             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  \x030,4  \x030,0        \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4    \x030,0  \x030,4      \x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 111             say("\x030,1  \x030,3  \x030,1    \x030,4                        \x030,1    \x030,3  \x030,1  ")
 112             say("\x030,1  \x030,3    \x030,1                            \x030,3    \x030,1  ")
 113             say("\x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1  \x030,15            \x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1  ")
 114             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  \x030,14  \x030,15  \x030,0        \x030,15  \x030,14  \x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 115             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  \x030,15    \x030,0        \x030,15    \x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 116             say("\x030,1  \x030,3        \x030,1    \x030,15            \x030,1    \x030,3        \x030,1  ")
 117             say("\x030,1  \x030,3          \x030,1                \x030,3          \x030,1  ")
 118             say("\x030,1  \x030,3                                    \x030,1  ")
 119             say("\x030,1  ")