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7 #netbsd - where monks recite their internal dialogue while debugging.
11 - All the NetBSD servers, of course..
14 A _Real_ Operating System for _Real_ Hackers.
17 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
25 Anagrams for NetBSD core team:
32 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
39 Anagrams for NetBSD-core:
46 http://www.imrryr.org/NetBSD/logo
49 I didn't get where I am today without using NetBSD
52 I held off from Uni until NetBSD came out.
53 I decided, ``if there's no NetBSD then I'll just flip burgers''
56 If it isn't possible with NetBSD, it isn't worth doing.
57 -- Petter "Nosfisk" Lindquist
59 My other computer runs NetBSD
62 NetBSD - a devil of an operating system.
65 NetBSD - A Mycroft in every port.
68 NetBSD - a server in every port.
71 NetBSD - because Unix isn't just #include <linux.h>, i386, ELF, ...!
74 NetBSD - big, isn't it?
77 NetBSD - daemonic power
80 NetBSD: Flying into the heart of the Sun. And the i386, and alpha,
81 and mac, and powerpc, and...
84 NetBSD - free yourself from all Stallmanist thought!
89 NetBSD - hackers tested, mom approved
92 NetBSD - here today and in the middle of 2038 tomorrow.
95 NetBSD - love all, serve all.
98 NetBSD - Mach 3 stealthOS, undetectable by media radar.
101 NetBSD - more is more.
104 NetBSD - no propaganda in the default system, in more than 10 years!
107 NetBSD: No Windows or Gates, but lots of doors, portals and tunnels.
110 NetBSD - penguin flesh never tasted so good.
113 NetBSD - posix me harder.
116 NetBSD: Post No Bills.
119 NetBSD - safe ports in a storm.
122 NetBSD - Scalability Does Matter.
125 NetBSD - Serious Other, or Serious Operating system. Your choice.
128 NetBSD - the Berkeley redemption.
131 NetBSD - the cathedral versus the bizarre.
137 NetBSD - the devil finds work for idle cycles.
140 NetBSD - the devil made me do it.
143 NetBSD - the devil's advocate.
146 NetBSD - the devil's not just in vaudeville.
149 NetBSD - the power to suave.
152 NetBSD - the power to swerve (penguins, worse than cane toads).
155 NetBSD: The Source is out there.
158 NetBSD - The undiscriminated geek UNIX
161 NetBSD - we have nothing to declare but our benchmarks.
164 NetBSD - we put the Net in NetBSD.
167 NetBSD - We're not in canvas anymore, toto
170 NetBSD - where do you want to go Tuesday?
173 NetBSD - Will even run on i386
176 NetBSD - your basement or mine?
179 NetBSD: A drinking group with a serious computing problem.
181 NetBSD: A pmap for every occasion.
184 NetBSD: Abandon all hype, oh ye who enter here.
186 NetBSD: Agnostics in the Platform Religious Wars.
189 NetBSD: An Operating System For Everyone
192 NetBSD: Are you old enough to run it?
195 NetBSD: Beyond Windows
198 NetBSD: CD-ROMs? We don't need no stinkin' CD-ROMs!
201 NetBSD: Choose Your Own Slogan
204 NetBSD: Compatible with the Real World.
207 NetBSD: Dave Barry is working on our motto
210 NetBSD: demonic power.
213 NetBSD: Designed to be {secure, reliable, portable, CORRECT}
216 NetBSD: Download one, get ${NUMPORTS}-1 for free.
218 NetBSD: Empowering the VAX generation.
221 NetBSD: Everyone else is doin' it. But we're doin' it right.
224 NetBSD, Feed The Computer.
227 NetBSD: Flexible and free!
230 NetBSD: For The Network Generation
239 NetBSD home page: Ultra-heavy use of blink text, hot colours, and
240 Flash plug-ins. All shockwave, all the time. Background music
241 ought to be a mixture of Phillip Glass overlaid on top of
243 -- Mason Loring Bliss
245 NetBSD: I Wanna Be Sedated
248 NetBSD: If you look through Windows
251 NetBSD: If your server could choose, it would choose NetBSD
254 NetBSD, In Stalls Anywhere
257 NetBSD is full. Go away.
258 -- Chris Baird <cjb@brushtail.apana.org.au>
260 NetBSD is much like a tipi: No windows, no gates, and an apache inside.
262 NetBSD is PAR -- Powerful, Advanced, Reliable. Is your OS up to PAR?
265 NetBSD is the bomb. (ok, bad idea)
268 NetBSD: It keeps on going...and going...and going...
271 NetBSD: It spanks the knickers off those other operating systems
274 NetBSD: it'll be there when you're ready for it
277 NetBSD: it's not free beer, but it's free
279 NetBSD: Its not Windows.
282 NetBSD: It's...uh...well...have you heard of linux?
285 NetBSD: lets get it right
288 NetBSD: Linux without the hype.
291 NetBSD: making all computer hardware a commodity.
294 NetBSD: Making your net work, and its free to boot!
297 NetBSD: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.
300 NetBSD: May the Source be with you
303 NetBSD: Microsoft ask you where you want to go, NetBSD gets you there
309 NetBSD: Multi-platform OS
311 NetBSD: My Computer Runs!
314 NetBSD: My Computer Works!
317 NetBSD: My other computer also runs NetBSD.
320 NetBSD, Net Improvement.
326 NetBSD, Net Some Nines.
329 NetBSD: Network Power Unleashed.
332 NetBSD: Network Your World.
335 NetBSD: Networking Space
338 NetBSD: No hype required.
344 NetBSD: Not all of the First Ones have gone away.
349 NetBSD: Not your mother's OS (unless you are P. Seebach)
352 NetBSD: Oh my god! They support my hardware! You hackers!
354 NetBSD: Perpetual performance!
357 NetBSD: Pink fluffy chunks or green bits - the choice is yours.
360 NetBSD: Ports to * boards.
363 NetBSD: Power Your Net.
366 NetBSD: preferred by Rocket Scientists and Moms!
372 NetBSD: Professionalpower!
375 NetBSD: "Progress on your system is closer than it appears."
377 NetBSD: Raiders of the Lost Arch
379 NetBSD: Re: NetBSD Slogans
380 -- Mirian Crzig Lennox
382 NetBSD: Resistance is futile! You will be supported.
385 NetBSD: Resistance is NOT futile!
391 NetBSD: Servers' choice!
394 NetBSD: serves you right.
397 NetBSD short theme, for stickers and tattoos: NetBSD... Bitchin'!
398 -- Mason Loring Bliss
400 NetBSD, SIMMs Like Good Code
403 NetBSD: Someday, we won't burn your toast
406 NetBSD: Stable and strong!
409 NetBSD: Stop, Drop, and Load
412 NetBSD, Tap The Power
415 NetBSD: The choice of hundreds worldwide
418 NetBSD: The Final Frontier
421 NetBSD: The free OS with a money back guarantee!
424 NetBSD: the free unix for the rest of us
427 NetBSD: The Last Bastion of the true UNIX Religion.
430 NetBSD: The OS WORM - Write Once, Run Many
432 NetBSD: The Power of Code
433 -- Mason Loring Bliss
435 NetBSD: The power to Connect
438 NetBSD: The power to serve, also
441 NetBSD: The power to serve, on the platform of your choice
444 NetBSD: the second best thing you can get for free
446 NetBSD: the server is up
449 NetBSD: The Worlds Most Portable Operating System
451 NetBSD/toaster: we wish the toaster to be happy too.
453 NetBSD: To serve the power.
456 NetBSD: true inheritors of the UNIX(tm) legacy.
459 NetBSD: Twice the Bits-Clean of other Leading OSes
462 NetBSD: Two guys with a vax
465 NetBSD: u_long uptime;
468 NetBSD: unshackling hardware designers and users from the bondage
472 NetBSD: Use the ENTIRE computer!
475 NetBSD: userland included
477 NetBSD: We Come In Peace.
480 NetBSD: We come in peace. We offer reliability.
483 NetBSD: We do it right.
486 NetBSD: We don't negotiate with terrorists.
489 NetBSD: We put the "Net" in "BSD", and took out the "Free"
497 NetBSD: We're so committed to it being free, we won't sell it to you
501 NetBSD: What do you want to serve today?
504 NetBSD: When Linux ports to that platform, they will discover -
505 WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE
508 NetBSD: Where do you want to have the power to serve, tomorrow?
511 NetBSD: Who do you Serve? And who do you Trust?
514 NetBSD will put hair on a UNIX admin's chest
517 NetBSD: Write Once, Run Everywhere. Java optional.
520 NetBSD: You can't handle it.
523 NetBSD: You choose the hardware, we'll bring the OS.
526 Of course it runs NetBSD.
528 Portable. Supportable. NetBSD.
531 Software is like sex - it should be free
534 We're BSD. If you want System V, you know where to get it.
537 Where would you have rather been today, tomorrow? NetBSD.
540 With many thanks to the core team and UCB CSRG.
543 Young or old; cutting edge or yesterday's NeWS, NetBSD is the UNIX for you.
544 It can be a hulking monster in your basement, or fit in the palm
548 NetBSD: Dead on Target