shinken/easter.py

   1 #!/usr/bin/env python
   2 #Copyright (C) 2009-2010 :
   3 #    Gabes Jean, naparuba@gmail.com
   4 #    Gerhard Lausser, Gerhard.Lausser@consol.de
   5 #    Gregory Starck, g.starck@gmail.com
   6 #    Hartmut Goebel, h.goebel@goebel-consult.de
   7 #
   8 #This file is part of Shinken.
   9 #
  10 #Shinken is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  11 #it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published by
  12 #the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
  13 #(at your option) any later version.
  14 #
  15 #Shinken is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
  16 #but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
  17 #MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
  18 #GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
  19 #
  20 #You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
  21 #along with Shinken.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
  22
  23
  24 def dark():
  25     r"""
  26                        .-.
  27                       |_:_|
  28                      /(_Y_)\
  29                     ( \/M\/ )
  30  '.               _.'-/'-'\-'._
  31    ':           _/.--'[[[[]'--.\_
  32      ':        /_'  : |::"| :  '.\
  33        ':     //   ./ |oUU| \.'  :\
  34          ':  _:'..' \_|___|_/ :   :|
  35            ':.  .'  |_[___]_|  :.':\
  36             [::\ |  :  | |  :   ; : \
  37              '-'   \/'.| |.' \  .;.' |
  38              |\_    \  '-'   :       |
  39              |  \    \ .:    :   |   |
  40              |   \    | '.   :    \  |
  41              /       \   :. .;       |
  42             /     |   |  :__/     :  \\
  43            |  |   |    \:   | \   |   ||
  44           /    \  : :  |:   /  |__|   /|
  45       snd |     : : :_/_|  /'._\  '--|_\
  46           /___.-/_|-'   \  \
  47                          '-'
  48
  49 """
  50     print dark.__doc__
  51
  52
  53 def get_coffee():
  54     r"""
  55
  56                         (
  57                           )     (
  58                            ___...(-------)-....___
  59                        .-""       )    (          ""-.
  60                  .-'``'|-._             )         _.-|
  61                 /  .--.|   `""---...........---""`   |
  62                /  /    |                             |
  63                |  |    |                             |
  64                 \  \   |                             |
  65                  `\ `\ |                             |
  66                    `\ `|                             |
  67                    _/ /\                             /
  68                   (__/  \                           /
  69                _..---""` \                         /`""---.._
  70             .-'           \                       /          '-.
  71            :               `-.__             __.-'              :
  72            :                  ) ""---...---"" (                 :
  73             '._               `"--...___...--"`              _.'
  74           jgs \""--..__                              __..--""/
  75                '._     "'"----.....______.....----"'"     _.'
  76                   `""--..,,_____            _____,,..--""`
  77                                 `"'"----"'"`
  78
  79
  80 """
  81     print get_coffee.__doc__
  82
  83
  84
  85 def episode_iv():
  86     hst = 'towel.blinkenlights.nl'
  87
  88     from telnetlib import Telnet
  89
  90     t = Telnet(hst)
  91     while True:
  92         buf = t.read_until('mesfesses', 0.1)
  93         print buf
  94
  95
  96 def perdu():
  97     import urllib
  98     f = urllib.urlopen("http://www.perdu.com")
  99     print f.read()
 100
 101
 102
 103 def myip():
 104     import urllib
 105     f = urllib.urlopen("http://whatismyip.org/")
 106     print f.read()