shinken/easter.py

   1 #!/usr/bin/env python
   2 #Copyright (C) 2009-2010 :
   3 #    Gabes Jean, naparuba@gmail.com
   4 #    Gerhard Lausser, Gerhard.Lausser@consol.de
   5 #    Gregory Starck, g.starck@gmail.com
   6 #
   7 #This file is part of Shinken.
   8 #
   9 #Shinken is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
  10 #it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published by
  11 #the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
  12 #(at your option) any later version.
  13 #
  14 #Shinken is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
  15 #but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
  16 #MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
  17 #GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
  18 #
  19 #You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
  20 #along with Shinken.  If not, see <http://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
  21
  22
  23 def dark():
  24     r"""
  25                        .-.
  26                       |_:_|
  27                      /(_Y_)\
  28                     ( \/M\/ )
  29  '.               _.'-/'-'\-'._
  30    ':           _/.--'[[[[]'--.\_
  31      ':        /_'  : |::"| :  '.\
  32        ':     //   ./ |oUU| \.'  :\
  33          ':  _:'..' \_|___|_/ :   :|
  34            ':.  .'  |_[___]_|  :.':\
  35             [::\ |  :  | |  :   ; : \
  36              '-'   \/'.| |.' \  .;.' |
  37              |\_    \  '-'   :       |
  38              |  \    \ .:    :   |   |
  39              |   \    | '.   :    \  |
  40              /       \   :. .;       |
  41             /     |   |  :__/     :  \\
  42            |  |   |    \:   | \   |   ||
  43           /    \  : :  |:   /  |__|   /|
  44       snd |     : : :_/_|  /'._\  '--|_\
  45           /___.-/_|-'   \  \
  46                          '-'
  47
  48 """
  49     print dark.__doc__
  50
  51
  52 def get_coffee():
  53     r"""
  54
  55                         (
  56                           )     (
  57                            ___...(-------)-....___
  58                        .-""       )    (          ""-.
  59                  .-'``'|-._             )         _.-|
  60                 /  .--.|   `""---...........---""`   |
  61                /  /    |                             |
  62                |  |    |                             |
  63                 \  \   |                             |
  64                  `\ `\ |                             |
  65                    `\ `|                             |
  66                    _/ /\                             /
  67                   (__/  \                           /
  68                _..---""` \                         /`""---.._
  69             .-'           \                       /          '-.
  70            :               `-.__             __.-'              :
  71            :                  ) ""---...---"" (                 :
  72             '._               `"--...___...--"`              _.'
  73           jgs \""--..__                              __..--""/
  74                '._     "'"----.....______.....----"'"     _.'
  75                   `""--..,,_____            _____,,..--""`
  76                                 `"'"----"'"`
  77
  78
  79 """
  80     print get_coffee.__doc__
  81
  82
  83
  84 def episode_iv():
  85     hst = 'towel.blinkenlights.nl'
  86
  87     from telnetlib import Telnet
  88
  89     t = Telnet(hst)
  90     while True:
  91         buf = t.read_until('mesfesses', 0.1)
  92         print buf
  93
  94
  95 def perdu():
  96     import urllib
  97     f = urllib.urlopen("http://www.perdu.com")
  98     print f.read()
  99
 100
 101
 102 def myip():
 103     import urllib
 104     f = urllib.urlopen("http://whatismyip.org/")
 105     print f.read()