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1 # LRS Dictionary
3 WORK IN PROGRESS
5 { Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. on [4chan](4chan.md), in [Jargon File](jargon_file.md) or from [RMS](rms.md), some terms I made myself. ~drummyfish }
7 | mainstream                                 | correct/cooler                                              |
8 | ------------------------------------------ | ----------------------------------------------------------- |
9 | Amazon                                     | Scamazon                                                    |
10 | Amazon Kindle                              | Amazon Swindle                                              |
11 | American                                   | Americunt, Amerifag, Yankee, Ameridiot                      |
12 | [anime](anime.md)                          | tranime                                                     |
13 | [Apple](apple.md) user                     | iToddler, iDiot                                             |
14 | [Asperger](autism.md)                      | assburger                                                   |
15 | [assertiveness](assertiveness.md)          | assholism                                                   |
16 | average citizen                            | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, ...                    |
17 | [Bill Gates](bill_gates.md)                | Bill Gayte$                                                 |
18 | [Blender](blender.md)                      | Blunder                                                     |
19 | Brave browser                              | Slave browser                                               |
20 | [censorship](censorship.md)                | censorshit                                                  |
21 | [CEO](ceo.md)                              | capitalist evil oppressor                                   |
22 | [cloud](cloud.md) computing                | clown computing                                             |
23 | [cloudflare](cloudfalre.md)                | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare                           |
24 | code of conduct ([COC](coc.md))            | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK                  |
25 | [comun](comun.md)                          | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish }         |
26 | consume                                    | consoom (see also [coom](coom.md))                          |
27 | content delivery network                   | [censorship](censorship.md) delivery network                |
28 | [copyright](copyright.md)                  | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape                        |
29 | [CSS](css.md)                              | cascading stylish [shit](shit.md)                           |
30 | [C++](cpp.md)                              | crippled C                                                  |
31 | [Debian](debian.md)                        | Lesbian                                                     |
32 | [democracy](democracy.md)                  | democrazy                                                   |
33 | digital garden                             | digital swamp                                               |
34 | digital rights management ([DRM](drm.md))  | digital restrictions management                             |
35 | Discord                                    | Discunt                                                     |
36 | [docker](docker.md)                        | cocker? bloater?                                            |
37 | [economy](economy.md)                      | money religion                                              |
38 | [encryption](encryption.md)                | bloatcryption                                               |
39 | [entrepreneur](entrepreneur.md)            | murderer                                                    |
40 | [Facebook](facebook.md) user               | zucker, used                                                |
41 | fair trade                                 | fair rape                                                   |
42 | [feminism](feminism.md)                    | feminazism, femifascism                                     |
43 | [Firefox](firefox.md)                      | Furryfox                                                    |
44 | [gaming](game.md)                          | gayming                                                     |
45 | [geek](geek.md)                            | retard                                                      |
46 | [global warming](global_warming.md)        | global heating                                              |
47 | [Google](google.md)                        | Goolag                                                      |
48 | Gmail                                      | Gfail                                                       |
49 | [GNU](gnu.md)                              | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable |
50 | [Hyperbola](hyperbola.md)                  | Hyperbloat                                                  |
51 | influencer                                 | manipulator                                                 |
52 | [Intel](intel.md)                          | [Incel](incel.md)                                           |
53 | [Internet Explorer](internet_explorer.md)  | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter                       |
54 | [Internet of things](iot.md)               | Internet of stinks/stings                                   |
55 | [iPad](ipda.md)                            | iBad                                                        |
56 | [iPhone](iphone.md)                        | spyPhone                                                    |
57 | [JavaScript](js.md)                        | HitlerScript, JavaShit                                      |
58 | job                                        | slavery                                                     |
59 | "left"                                     | [pseudoleft](pseudoleft.md), SJW                            |
60 | [LGBT](lgbt.md)                            | FGTS, TTTT                                                  |
61 | [liberal](liberal.md)                      | libtard                                                     |
62 | "[Linux](linux.md)"                        | [GNU](gnu.md), lunix, loonix                                |
63 | [logic gate](logic_gate.md)                | logic gayte                                                 |
64 | Macintosh                                  | Macintoy, Macintrash, Maggotbox                             |
65 | [Microsoft](microsoft.md)                  | Microshit                                                   |
66 | [microtransaction](microtransaction.md)    | microtheft                                                  |
67 | [Minecraft](minecraft.md)                  | Minecrap                                                    |
68 | [moderation](moderation.md)                | [censorship](censorship.md)                                 |
69 | [modern](modern.md)                        | malicious, shitty                                           |
70 | [.NET](dot_net.md)                         | .NEET                                                       |
71 | [network](network.md)                      | notwork                                                     |
72 | neurodivergent                             | retarded, neuroretarded                                     |
73 | neurotypical                               | typical retard                                              |
74 | [NFS](nfs.md)                              | nightmare file system                                       |
75 | [Nintendo](nintendo.md)                    | Nintendont                                                  |
76 | NPOV                                       | normie/NPC point of view                                    |
77 | [NSA](nsa.md)                              | national spying agency                                      |
78 | null hypothesis significance test          | null ritual                                                 |
79 | [NVidia](nvidia.md)                        | NoVidya                                                     |
80 | object oriented programming ([OOP](oop.md))| object obsessed programming, POO                            |
81 | object oriented                            | objectfuscated                                              |
82 | [objective C](objective_c.md)              | objectionable C                                             |
83 | [openbsd](openbsd.md)                      | openbased                                                   |
84 | peer-reviewed                              | peer-censored                                               |
85 | "person"                                   | man, p-word                                                 |
86 | Photoshopped                               | [GIMP](gimp.md)ed                                           |
87 | [playstation](playstation.md)              | gaystation                                                  |
88 | plug and play                              | plug and pray                                               |
89 | proprietary service                        | disservice                                                  |
90 | school                                     | indoctrination center                                       |
91 | "science"                                  | [soyence](soyence.md)                                       |
92 | software as a service ([SAAS](saas.md))    | service as a software substitute (SAASS)                    |
93 | [Steve Jobs](steve_jobs.md)                | Steve Jewbs                                                 |
94 | subscription                               | [microrape](microrape.md)                                   |
95 | [suckless](suckless.md)                    | suckass                                                     |
96 | [systemd](systemd.md)                      | shitstemd, soystemd                                         |
97 | [TikTok](tiktok.md)                        | ShitTok                                                     |
98 | [Twitter](twitter.md)                      | titter, twatter                                             |
99 | United States of America                   | United Shitholes of America, burgerland, U.S.[gay](gay.md)  |
100 | user (of a proprietary system)             | used, lusr                                                  |
101 | using [JavaScript](js.md)                  | JavaScrippled                                               |
102 | voice assistant                            | personal spy agent                                          |
103 | [wayland](wayland.md)                      | whyland                                                     |
104 | [webassembly](webassembly.md)              | weebassembly                                                |
105 | website                                    | webshite                                                    |
106 | Wikipedian                                 | wikipedo                                                    |
107 | [Windows](windows.md)                      | Winshit, Windoze, Winbloat, Backdoors? :D                   |
108 | [woman](woman.md)                          | femoid                                                      |
109 | [work](work.md)                            | slavery                                                     |
110 | [world wide web](www.md)                   | world wide wait                                             |
111 | [YouTube](youtube.md)                      | JewTube                                                     |
113 Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, [faggot](faggot.md), fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, [nigger](nigger.md), [retard](retard.md), subhuman, ugly.
115 ## See Also
117 - [acronyms](acronym.md)
118 - [newspeak](newspeak.md)